the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Munson]

Yes...in a completely awful, terrible way.


LBI are you hipster?

[SunMo]

i don't care that bud lime is terrible and it's a Hoyda girl beer, i like drinking it.

[Seabiscuit36]

I'm not sure how bud lime could ever be behind keystone ice, beast, and natty. And PBR, for that manner.

Because those arent marketed as the best thing ever, and they're cheap.  You couldnt pay me to drink Bud Lime.  PBR has become hipster, natty Bo the same, but i still prefer Schlitz.

i don't care that bud lime is terrible and it's a Hoyda girl beer, i like drinking it.

TERRIBLE

Miller Lite keeps me animated, otherwise i may be dead

[PhillyPhanInDC]

BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO - m4m

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Date: 2010-05-23, 5:13PM EDT

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I'm a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the "Beat It" video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity.

Requirements:
-access to an abandoned warehouse
-old enough/built kinda awesome
-maintains good eye contact
-general intensity
-cool moves
-shades
-leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back - long story, I can tell you when we finish)
-Bedazzler
-basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me)
-can lift 80 lbs
-bachelor's in something or equivalent experience
-not a narc

Whereas dudes/J-ing O are both undeniably awesome, I'm a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play "Beat It" over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you're the heter-bro I'm looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I've got laser tag too. I'm pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I'M NOT GAY.

P.S. - And I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now.

"They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it"


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1755781713.html

[LBIggle]

Yes...in a completely awful, terrible way.


LBI are you hipster?

negative. for the price it's awesome.  natty, keystone, etc all taste like shtein.  pbr for the same price is a completely serviceable beer that is better then the bud and miller lights of the world.  yuengling, landshark and guiness (car bombs) are my shtein, but pbr is good.

[MDS]

+1 man pts to anyone man enough to drink pbr cans when everyone else is downing fancy imported beer and fruity mixed drinks

its got the blue ribbon for a reason, Hoydas

[Munson]

Of course I prefer yuengling, but even that weighs on me a little bit in the heat/humidity. If I'm in an air conditioned bar I'll go Yuengling all day, but outdoor bars/drinking outside in the summer, I need something real light. Unfortunately, most of those beers taste like shtein. Add in lime and you have a winner.


PBR is farging nasty, though I'll agree with the jew, man points to you for that. It tastes like grizzled funhole to me. If I have to go that cheap, I usually stick with keystone light....just tastes like Coors, but 8 bucks cheaper for a 30.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Anything from Bud is farging swill and causes mud butt. Fact.

Don't fruit the beer. Even with processed, fake fruit flavoring.

Miller Lite is the go-to cheap 'getting drunk' beer.

[rjs246]

Miller Lite keeps me animated, otherwise i may be dead

This.

pbr owns your face.

Oh and this.

And...

Anything from Bud is farging swill and causes mud butt. Fact.

Don't fruit the beer. Even with processed, fake fruit flavoring.

Miller Lite is the go-to cheap 'getting drunk' beer.

Get out of my head.

[Diomedes]

I wonder how many times we've had this exchange.

[LBIggle]

10 dozen bagillion eighty is the first number that pops into my head.

[Munson]

meh, I liked miller lite when I first started drinking.....just can't get into it anymore.

[rjs246]

I wonder how many times we've had this exchange.

Now that McNabb is gone we have to beat something into the ground.

[SD]

Women drink Miller Lite
Men drink Bud Light

Go anywhere and you'll notice this is the case.

[rjs246]

Literally every man I know and hang out with drinks mountains of miller lite. I've met a few who drank Bud products and without fail after drinking heavily with us and experiencing little or no after-effect (no terrible headache, no rotten guts, no headache caused by smelling their rotten guts) most of them switched over. Miller Lite for the motherfarging win.