the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[SD]

People who are perpetually in bad relationships can't fathom how good relationships can even exist. SD clearly falls into that group. Sucks for him, but strange ass is a nice condolence prize.

Also, that picture that Phatty just posted is one of the most random funny things I've seen in a while.

I've been in good and bad, I know the difference. I don't want either. Every person on this board - more often than they'll admit - has wanted to strangle their significant other. I'd rather die alone than put up with that shtein. If there is a god and he's blessed me with anything, it's not being co-dependant. I pity you fools.

[Munson]

[Yeti]

I love my wife.  We've been together for 20 years and I've never wanted to strangle her.
But she is out of my league and she never acts like it.
And she has big hoots.
And likes to drink.
And likes football.
And has a sense of humor.
And puts me first.  But I won't let her because I put her first.
Shes my best friend. I'd take a bullet for her.
but I guess I got lucky.

[MDS]

i hope you get cancer and die

[shorebird]

I hope you have the italian hit squad break all your fingers so you can't post stupid, ignorant dumbass crap that a six year old would find mundane. Try to grow a brain somewere else besides on your ass.

[MDS]

why does this hit squad have to be italian?

[BigEd76]

cause we're good at it

btw with all the debbie downer relationship stuff the last two pages, I wanna go 180 and congratulate FF and his wife

[Diomedes]

They breeded?  A tiny little baby child has arrived?  They are so easy in the beginnning.

[ice grillin you]

dont they have like seven kids already?

idiots

[charlie]

People who are perpetually in bad relationships can't fathom how good relationships can even exist. SD clearly falls into that group. Sucks for him, but strange ass is a nice condolence prize.

Also, that picture that Phatty just posted is one of the most random funny things I've seen in a while.

I've been in good and bad, I know the difference. I don't want either. Every person on this board - more often than they'll admit - has wanted to strangle their significant other. I'd rather die alone than put up with that shtein. If there is a god and he's blessed me with anything, it's not being co-dependant. I pity you fools.

If that were actually true, you would still be in a relationship.

[SD]

Or maybe it was good for 6 months to a year then it went sour after that, you should consider that option.

[charlie]

I wouldnt consider that a good relationship.

[PhillyGirl]

It means run

I've been single for almost a year now, and I can truly say I'm a million x happier. I don't have to put up with a nagging bitch 24/7 and her constant mood swings. And all women are the same. They're cool in the beginning then once they realize they have you in their little trap they change. If you're saying to yourself "but my girl is different" you're already lost. Ain't no permanent in house Hoyda good enough to justify the aggrevation. It's like being in the Navy, you hate ship life and swear you'll never go back, then you go to shore duty and think to yourself "this isn't so bad", only to go back to ship life and hate life again. I don't think I'm cut out for a relationship, I love being single, not having to answer to anyone, and getting to bang whom I chose. I honestly pity people who are stuck in a relationship, you're not happy regardless of how much you say you are, but you're not strong enough to leave. It's such a cycle of misery that's hard to break.

Wow. I guarantee this mindset changes when you find the right person. Because not all women are like this. Most people think like this until they find the right person.

[charlie]

I'm thinking referring to whomever you're in a relationship with as "permanent in house Hoyda" is part of the problem here. You might as well just mount a fleshlight to your coffee table if that's how you go about things.

[SD]

Wow. I guarantee this mindset changes when you find the right person. Because not all women are like this. Most people think like this until they find the right person.

I doubt it, I'm content in my own little world. I have a chick I bang on occasion but it will never be more than that. Why put up with the headache that comes along with a relationship when I find happiness without it? I mean, I already have a daughter and don't want more kids, so whats the point? To share feelings with one another? People get married and settle because they're afraid they're going to die alone or have co-dependancy issues, I have neither of those things.