The 2010 Point and Laugh at the Eagles thread

[DH]

Huh??? I think if I ever met you mussa, I'd be a little weirded out.

[QB Eagles]

Ha. That is by far the funniest post in the history of IGY.

It's the needer nodder that puts it over the top.

[Munson]

If it's any consolation Phreak, McNabb is due for one of those seasons when he spends most of the season injured.

Get over it man, this is one of the most exciting times for the Eagles in years. All this change in the air, and we don't know all of the problems with Kolb yet, so we can project all kinds of hopes on him. It's like when Obama first got elected. Get pumped up.

The problem is Kolb has to be scary good (on a manning-brady-brees level) to win a SB in this offense.

As long as Reid is here or the play calling changes, and/or the Eagles get a dominating defense...nothing's really gonna change.

i. am. a. robot.

i. come. from. planet. white. trash.

i. am. programmed. to. repeat. same. things. over. and. over. and. over. and. over.

if
i
could
only
reason
and
think
for
myself

meep meep needer nodder 

I'll repeat it over and over and over and over and over again because it's the truth.

[SunMo]

meep meep needer nodder

indeed

[Munson]

I meant that sexually.

[PhillyPhreak54]

question for you jay -

when trent cole plasters mcnabb repeatedly in the first meeting will you cheer ?

Of course. Because I am an Eagles fan and as much as I love McNabb, he's a bitch ass taterskin. And I don't want that fan base celebrating anything.

[MDS]

the first time he does one of his gay dances in burgundy and gold you will forget the past 11 years and want to slit his throat like we do now.

[ice grillin you]

max jean signed to 1 year deal

[Seabiscuit36]

max jean signed to 1 year deal

Then he immediately went to IHOP

[Diomedes]

good

[Rome]

[PhillyGirl]

That was god awful

[QB Eagles]

Only remotely funny thing about that animation is that LSUfreek prominently put his signature on the bottom. I guess he wants full credit for that masterwork.

[Diomedes]

I was thinking about the roster this morning and having a tough time remembering all the moves so far, so I made a list of notable transactions.   I hardly care about the NFL at all, so it goes without saying that I don't give a damn about camp fodder signings and the like.

Looking at this list gives me a nice summary of where the team is going.

Corrections welcome.



FAs Retained      
   Avant, Jason   WR
   Cole, Nick   G
   Gaither, Omar   MLB
   Gocong, Chris   OLB
   Hobbs, Ellis   DB
   Jean-Gilles, Max   G
   Jordan, Akeem   OLB
   Weaver, Leonard   FB
      
FAs Added      
   Jackson, Marlin   CB
   Baskett, Hank   WR
   Bell, Mike   RB*  

Players Added via Trade      
   Hall, Alex    LB
   Tapp, Darryl DE



FAs Released and Signed Elsewhere      
   Babin, Jason   DE
   Jones, Sean   FS
   Witherspoon, Will   MLB
      
FAs Released / Unemployed      
   Andrews, Shawn   G
   Curtis, Kevin   WR
   Howard, Darren   DE
   Rocca, Sav   P
   Smith, Alex   TE
   Trotter, Jeremiah   MLB
   Westbrook, Brian   RB
   White, Tracy   LB
      
Players Released via Trade      
   Brown, Sheldon   CB
   Gocong, Chris   LB
   Clemons, Chris LB
   McNabb, Donovan   QB


*  Is it true that Bell is the only player in the entire league this offseason to sign an offer sheet with a new team and be let go by his original team?

[Rome]

I'm all for improving the roster but that's an incredible number of players to release during a single offseason.

According to what Roseman said yesterday they currently have 57 players on the roster and they need to get to 80 before training camp starts.  Considering they only have 12 draft picks and are probably  going to trade a few of those, that's a shteinload of street free agents they're going to add.

And you forgot Darryl Tapp.