The Zombie Apocalypse

Started by rjs246, April 22, 2009, 09:28:10 PM

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Father Demon

QuoteHow fast do we need to deal with the outbreak? Here's the equation they used, where S = susceptibles, Z = zombies and R = removed. If an infection breaks out in a city of 500,000 people, the zombies will outnumber the susceptibles in about three days.


Mathematical Model for Surviving a Zombie Attack
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/vJHnYox1zMc

So i finally got the round drum for my Saiga.  I'm ready for the farging zombie war now.  They used to charge 250 just for this drum, but dropped the price to 120.  Money well spent.   ^-^
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mussa

whoa! get your hands on an AA-12
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Seabiscuit36

AA-12's are illegal for normal citizens, and would cost an arm and leg to aquire, my shotgun goes now for 499 stock, or 899 converted with a pistol grip, and is 100% legal. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

mussa

i forget how big of a drum the AA-12 can go. I think its somewhere around 35 shells. thats game over
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Seabiscuit36

they have an 8/12/20/40 round.  Its illegal to have more than 30 in most states, PA i think you can though. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

MDS

the guy who wrote and directed shawshank is making a tv show about...the zombie apocalypse. its called walking dead, based on some nerdy comic book or something rjs probably jerked off to.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Didn't Stephen King write Shawshank?

rjs246

Quote from: KDS on May 04, 2010, 09:50:49 PM
the guy who wrote and directed shawshank is making a tv show about...the zombie apocalypse. its called walking dead, based on some nerdy comic book or something rjs probably jerked off to.

I don't jerk of to zombies. I jerk off to the thought of mowing zombies down with an automatic shotgun. It's a fine distinction, but an important one.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

he wrote the book, obviously. darabot adapted it and wrote the screenplay
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

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Seabiscuit36

I got the Zombie Survival Guide for my bornday, now i'm ready
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Munson

I didn't realize you havn't read that yet, SB.


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Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

MMH

Quote from: Diomedes on May 04, 2010, 09:55:41 PM
So I thought as well.

Correct.  It's in Different Seasons, which spawned another great film (Stand By Me), and an unfortunate failure (Apt Pupil).