CAN I GET A MOTHER FUUUCK DALLAS?

Started by hbionic, November 02, 2009, 12:52:11 AM

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Don Ho

"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

phillymic2000


Feva

"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

paco

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 08, 2009, 12:52:13 PM
QuoteLike I needed another reason to hate Eagle fans
So last night I went to the bar with a few of my buddies and I'm decked out in my Dallas gear. I'm talking Jersey,hat,watch and Key chanin hanging out of my pocket. So we walked to the bar and started to order a few pitchers. before our drinks got there a few other guys came from the pool room and they were wearing Eagle and Phillies jerseys. I looked at them and noded as if to say hi and did not recieve a responce just a glare. So our pitchers finally arrive and we headed to the pool room. As I was walking past those guys to make my way to the pool room one of them shouted "Dallas sucks and so do you" out of nowhere and all of them errupted into laughter like it was the funniest thing in the world. So I smiled and I simply said well I guess we'll find out sunday. As soon as I said that this drunken baffon walks up to me and proceeded to point in my face and list the reasons why Tony is a choke and how Jerry is just a glorifed PR agent and so on. now I haven't been drinking yet because if I was the conversation wouldn't have lasted as long as it did. Anyway I started to to call out McHeart-throb and Westbrook on how they haven't played a full season in god knows when and the more I talked the more others in the bar started to laugh at this guy and that made him angry. He got up and flung his Bicardi and cola at me (ruining my brand new Witten Jersey) and started throwing punches. So me and him and my friends got into it and the cops were called and I was arrest and stayed in jail for past 10 hrs over something as stupid as a football game. don't get me wrong I love my team but not enough to spend the night in the drunk tank. Man I hate Philly fans



Interesting.  During the Terrance Newman interview, I saw a guy with a Dallas jersey on, and he was NOT being gang raped or beaten by our neaderthal fan base.  I don't know what to believe anymore.


(And #2, no male should ever drink bicardi and cola.  And how the hell does he know what the dude was drinking that he just met?  no no no no... nothing about this adds up at all)
I'm not from Philly but some say I'm blunt.

Don Ho

Quote from: paco on November 08, 2009, 08:33:27 PM

(And #2, no male should ever drink bicardi and cola.  And how the hell does he know what the dude was drinking that he just met?  no no no no... nothing about this adds up at all)

The fact he was drinking bacardi and cola is enough reason for a gang raping.  flag.  Speaking of that, time for my Sunday Mimosa.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

phillymic2000

Our two home loses to Dallas have been primetime games, shocker Andy out coaching himself.

PhillyPhreak54

Great farging start.

Jeremy Maclin's hands = 7
Eagles = 0

Run, run...throw on 3rd and short only to have it clang off Smith's hands. #82 Smith gives me flashbacks. Not good ones either.

Short field again for Dallas thanks to Rocca not being able to boom one.

Don Ho

I'm going back to the Phillies thread.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

phillymic2000

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 08, 2009, 08:56:08 PM
Great farging start.

Jeremy Maclin's hands = 7
Eagles = 0

Run, run...throw on 3rd and short only to have it clang off Smith's hands. #82 Smith gives me flashbacks. Not good ones either.

Short field again for Dallas thanks to Rocca not being able to boom one.

:boom

phillymic2000

The good news is that d-line seems to be getting some pressure early :yay

Don Ho

"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

4and26


phillymic2000

Quote from: Don Ho on November 08, 2009, 08:58:51 PM
Go for it Hoyda.

why? our offense is doing everything for them right now.

Sgt PSN


4and26