CAN I GET A MOTHER FUUUCK DALLAS?

[methdeez]

i just talked to one of the guys doing work for me and he told me he's a Yankees and Cowboys fans.  i jokingly asked him if he also roots for Notre Dame...he said he does.  these are just the worst people.

Holy shtein, he sounds like the worst person in the world.

[Rome]

My wife's co-worker is a Yankees fan, Cowboys fan, Florida Gators fan and a Rangers fan.   He cheers for all the professional Florida teams when his "other" teams aren't in the playoffs, though, which is nice.

Life fail.

[paco]

i like how they used merril for all of the eagles big plays and i'm assuming the cowboys radio guy for their big plays......all 3 of them.  would have loved to hear the cowboy announcer through the entire thing. 

Even more telling of what an arse whoppin it was is how 2 of their "big plays" were field goals.

[paco]

My wife's co-worker is a Yankees fan, Cowboys fan, Florida Gators fan and a Rangers fan.   He cheers for all the professional Florida teams when his "other" teams aren't in the playoffs, though, which is nice.

Life fail.

The sports team affiliation part, or the living in Flordia part?

[Don Ho]

i just talked to one of the guys doing work for me and he told me he's a Yankees and Cowboys fans.  i jokingly asked him if he also roots for Notre Dame...he said he does.  these are just the worst people.

Was his name Marc? I had an icehole roomate in the Navy (from Jersey) and was a Yanks, Cowboys, ND fan... + country music. What a fargin loser.

I love to drill little shteinheads like that.  "Who's Roger Staubach?  Tom Landrey?  Don Meredith?  Craig Morton?  Duane Thomas?  Jethro Pugh?  Bob Lilly?  Mel Renfro?  Walt Garrison?Thurmon Munson? Mikey Rivers? Catfish Hunter? Chris Chambliss? Sparky Lyle?  Bobby Mercer?  Who, who?"  Ah, ah, er, duh, I dunnno?

[paco]

I love to drill little shteinheads like that.  "Who's Roger Staubach?  Tom Landrey?  Don Meredith?  Craig Morton?  Duane Thomas?  Jethro Pugh?  Bob Lilly?  Mel Renfro?  Walt Garrison?Thurmon Munson? Mikey Rivers? Catfish Hunter? Chris Chambliss? Sparky Lyle?  Bobby Mercer?  Who, who?"  Ah, ah, er, duh, I dunnno?

"Oh, I think the Chargers just cut him" -Cowboys fan living in New York

[Don Ho]

I love to drill little shteinheads like that.  "Who's Roger Staubach?  Tom Landrey?  Don Meredith?  Craig Morton?  Duane Thomas?  Jethro Pugh?  Bob Lilly?  Mel Renfro?  Walt Garrison?Thurmon Munson? Mikey Rivers? Catfish Hunter? Chris Chambliss? Sparky Lyle?  Bobby Mercer?  Who, who?"  Ah, ah, er, duh, I dunnno?

"Oh, I think the Chargers just cut him" -Cowboys fan living in New York

Exactly 

[Drunkmasterflex]

There is no way I can have anything but hate for "America's Team" after living in TX for the better part of 3 years.  A lot of their fans aren't that bad, but it is the idiots like the ones that keyed my truck that I will always want to murder. 

[reese125]

Jason Peters has now served up a ridiculous 15.5 sacks in his last 20 games

Demarcus

[Rome]

as if anyone gives a farg about this clown, but I got a chuckle out of it...

As you might have heard, Owens left Philadelphia and Dallas amid some acrimony.

Owens is now in Buffalo, where the acrimony is over why the Bills stink and when they will stop stinking.

But we care about things here, the center of the universe. When asked by a reporter for the Buffalo News which team he would root for in Sunday night's Eagles-Cowboys game, Owens said, "Obviously, the game could go either way. But I have to go with my guys down in Big D."

Owens' view will not alter the Earth's spin or even the Eagles-Cowboys game. But he was such a beacon of energy and angst during his days in Philly and Dallas that one can't resist the urge to ask, to hope for something incendiary.

Buffalo is a fine, upstanding community, and it's in New York, but it's a long way from the lights of Broadway. And Owens has, by his standards, mostly avoided starting fires.

Owens is not a recluse, though. After his first practice with the Bills in May, he served as the sportscaster on one of the evening news shows.

"The top story in sports tonight is 'I'm here,' " Owens said on the air, according to the News. He showed some videotape and then added, "Now let's hear what I had to say after practice."

Cast adrift by the Cowboys in the off-season, Owens did not get a lot of offers, as teams worried about chemistry, quarterback relations, his age (35), and how they might be portrayed in Owens' quasi-reality show. Bills owner Ralph Wilson was ready for some pizzazz after three straight 7-9 seasons and a 5-11 campaign before that. Alas, the Bills are just 3-5.

Bills quarterback Trent Edwards missed the last two games after suffering a concussion but might be back Nov. 15, when the Bills return from their bye week.

Meanwhile, quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick - who managed to tie the Eagles, 13-13, while with Cincinnati last season - has struggled. He did complete five passes to Owens for 39 yards on Sunday, but they came in a 31-10 loss to Houston. The lone Buffalo TD came on a 29-yard end around by Owens.

One of the problems for Edwards and Fitzpatrick is that left tackle Jason Peters was traded to the Eagles and Demetrius Bell now has the job. Also, right tackle Jamon Meredith got hurt.

"It's hard to get into a rhythm or develop any kind of chemistry when those guys aren't the guys that started through training camp," Owens said after the game, according to the News. "Every week we've played with an injury or two on both sides of the ball. . . . We're playing musical chairs with a lot of guys in the line."

lololol... exiled in buffalo of all places.

die screaming, t.o.

[Tomahawk]

Roy Williams is trying to be T.O.:

"He gets the ball thrown correctly his way," Williams said of Austin. "I'm stretching and falling and doing everything. Everybody [else] who's been here's balls are there. Our footballs [from Romo to Williams] are everywhere right now."

[hbionic]

I used to think this guy was a stud....but he comes off as a big vagina.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Moises Fokou in line to start for Gocong.

As if the TE's raping the Eagles defense wasn't bad enough already....

[PhillyPhreak54]

Harbaugh: "Cowboys are everything that's wrong with the NFL"
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on November 6, 2009 12:59 PM ET
Ravens coach John Harbaugh experienced the Eagles-Cowboys rivalry for nine years as a member of the Eagles staff.  And he came up with some strong opinions on the differences between the Andy Reid era Eagles and the Jerry Jones-led Cowboys.

ESPN's Matt Mosley points out a timely excerpt from a new book on the Eagles by Reuben Frank and Mark Eckel.  Harbaugh was asked why the Eagles have had so much more success than the Cowboys over the last decade.

"Why is that? Because what Andy Reid and his program stand for the opposite of what the Cowboys stand for. The Cowboys are a star system. It's all about building around individuals first and collecting talent, collecting great players," Harbaugh said.

"Andy has always been about building a team. And over the long haul, it's a team sport, and one of the greatest examples of that is what's happened with the Eagles and the Cowboys over the last 10 years. The Cowboys stand for everything that's wrong with the NFL."

Ouch.

The quote might be bulletin board material even though Harbaugh has moved on to the Ravens -- where he delivered a devastating loss to Dallas in the final game at Texas Stadium.

Baltimore doesn't face Dallas again this year, so Harbaugh's words probably won't have staying power.  Still, it's safe to say he won't be interviewing with Jerry Jones if he's ever looking for a job again.

[Rome]

Moises Fokou in line to start for Gocong.

As if the TE's raping the Eagles defense wasn't bad enough already....

What is wrong with you today?  First the boooooooo for the Phillies and now this?

Jesus - try Summer's Eve, already.