The "I Miss Sassy" Sports Thread

MDS · July 03, 2009, 03:46:52 PM

Quote from: Rome on July 03, 2009, 02:17:53 PM
They've shown the Finals at Wimbledon on NBC for about 30 years now.

i know that you old fart. it was a joke considering how nbc's abortion, abomination of coverage as ruined wimbledon once again. farging tape delaying sports in 2009 is atrocious and beyond reprehensible.

MDS · July 05, 2009, 01:57:40 PM

nothing can top federer/nadal but damn that was close

Rome · July 05, 2009, 05:18:07 PM

Borg/McEnroe in 1980 dwarfs that match in every respect.

Geowhizzer · July 05, 2009, 05:20:56 PM

Quote from: Rome on July 05, 2009, 05:18:07 PM
Borg/McEnroe in 1980 dwarfs that match in every respect.

Old fart.

I remember watching that one, too.

Rome · July 05, 2009, 05:27:27 PM

They were the two best players of their generation and they actually played tennis rather than relying on the technological advances of the equipment to blast ace after ace.

MDS · July 05, 2009, 10:31:59 PM

are you trying to sound old

Sgt PSN · July 13, 2009, 01:07:21 AM

is anyone besides me impressed that lance armstrong is only 8 seconds off the lead given the fact that he's 37, hasn't competed in 4 years, suffered a broken collarbone recently and no longer has the pleasure of banging cheryl crow.

reese125 · July 13, 2009, 09:40:19 AM

no.

and has anyone ever been truly impressed by Lance Armstrong or the "sport" of cycling?

ice grillin you · July 13, 2009, 09:53:42 AM

soccer > cycling

really thats all that needs to be said

rjs246 · July 13, 2009, 10:00:29 AM

I am impressed and simultaneously bored by everything Lance Armstrong has ever done. Including laying the wood to Cheryl Crow. I can't fathom how boring their relationship must have been.

"Hey babe, you hungry? I need to eat like 5000 calories a day to get maximum results out of these steroids, so if you could just humor me and go out to eat every once in a while I'd really appreciate it."
"No dice, Lance. Now, hold my hair while I puke into the sink."

Snore.

reese125 · July 13, 2009, 10:06:19 AM

long way to go for that punchline bud

but I guess its the creativity that matters the most so...

rjs246 · July 13, 2009, 10:09:58 AM

I got a response from you which is all I ever wanted.

reese125 · July 13, 2009, 10:10:51 AM

i love you too

ice grillin you · July 13, 2009, 10:12:46 AM

ive always thought and continue to think that lance is gay

BigEd76 · July 13, 2009, 10:18:31 AM

Did he drop her dumb ass before or after the one-piece-of-toilet-paper-per-dump crusade?