Hallmark Holidays Suck

Started by Rome, June 21, 2009, 08:24:02 AM

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Rome

June 21, 2009, 08:24:02 AM
Here's a thread for every corporate whore inspired meaningless holiday like Fathers Day.

Happy fathers day, ya bastids.

mussa

#1
June 21, 2009, 08:44:38 AM
gone fishin' go farg yourselves
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Diomedes

#2
June 21, 2009, 09:19:58 AM
Valentines Day
Mother's Day
Father's Day


farg 'em all.  I know when and how to tell people I love them.  As in never, and with a boot.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

shorebird

#3
June 21, 2009, 10:02:56 AM
My daughter is going of vacation for two months tommorrow. My Fathers Day is going to consist of shelling out 160 smackers for her new summer wardrobe. Oh well, not really my money anywayz, just the whole child support check.

SunMo

#4
June 22, 2009, 08:48:14 AM
my girl got me the Vet Statdium Farewell Lithograph

http://www.kidney.org/site/112/vetslitho.cfm?ch=112
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

rjs246

#5
June 22, 2009, 12:26:25 PM
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

BigEd76

#6
June 22, 2009, 01:49:46 PM
I don't have a problem with Mother's or Father's Day, but I don't understand spending $300+ for a gift.  A co-worker got a PS3 and he has a 3-yr old.

SD_Eagle5

#7
June 22, 2009, 02:04:55 PM
I got a coffee mug that looks like a beer.

Father Demon

#8
June 22, 2009, 03:32:28 PM
Eagles shirt
Eagles coffee mug
Eagles key chain bottle opener

all wrapped in the "companion" ads from the back of the Philly trash paper.

As my 11 year old son told me, it has "Dad's three favorite things: Eagles, beer, and boobs."

The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Diomedes

#9
June 22, 2009, 07:26:58 PM
exact numbers these are not but they are close:

average amount spent on mother's day gift:  $135
father's day: $85

heard on the radio this morning
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Seabiscuit36

#10
June 22, 2009, 08:15:33 PM
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20286254,00.html

Phatty's friend Jon's gift for fathers day was to submit paperwork today for a divorce
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Seabiscuit36

#11
June 22, 2009, 08:16:06 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on June 22, 2009, 03:32:28 PM
Eagles shirt
Eagles coffee mug
Eagles key chain bottle opener

all wrapped in the "companion" ads from the back of the Philly trash paper.

As my 11 year old son told me, it has "Dad's three favorite things: Eagles, beer, and boobs."


You've done well demon. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

MDS

#12
June 23, 2009, 01:52:01 AM
me and my sister split a phils ticket for my dad. you all have gay kids.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Sgt PSN

#13
June 23, 2009, 12:08:48 PM
my kids drew things for me.  it's cheesy but i'll take it over something materialistic any day. 

SD_Eagle5

#14
June 23, 2009, 04:33:08 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on June 23, 2009, 12:08:48 PM
It was a banner farging year in the old PSN home, kids gave me a pack of Parliaments and said smoke up Pops
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