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Feva

#15181
May 26, 2009, 05:16:49 AM
Not quite "Good Riddance", but still... clap it up for Lai.

"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Yeti

#15182
May 26, 2009, 12:32:36 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on May 26, 2009, 05:16:49 AM
Not quite "Good Riddance", but still... clap it up for Lai.



:-D jump mother farger.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

SD_Eagle5

#15183
May 26, 2009, 01:41:55 PM
Took a bunch of gold crap I had laying around for 15 years to some stand in the mall to see what I could get for it. I was honestly thinking the girl was gonna offer me $50 but when she said $400 I almost shtein myself then took the cash.

hbionic

#15184
May 26, 2009, 01:44:21 PM
She probably turned around and sold it for $1000.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

BigEd76

#15185
May 26, 2009, 01:48:49 PM
You didn't send it through the mail like those commercials on Springer and Maury tell you to do?

SD_Eagle5

#15186
May 26, 2009, 01:49:25 PM Last Edit: May 26, 2009, 01:53:27 PM by SD_Eagle
Good for her, it was collecting dust in a drawer at my pad. If it had gone missing I honestly wouldn't have noticed.

SD_Eagle5

#15187
May 26, 2009, 01:51:29 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on May 26, 2009, 01:48:49 PM
You didn't send it through the mail like those commercials on Springer and Maury tell you to do?

Stand at the Neshanimy mall. Took some of the money and bought new sneakers, a new basketball, and lunch. Thanks www.GoldBuyersAtTheMall.com

phillymic2000

#15188
May 26, 2009, 07:55:56 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 26, 2009, 01:51:29 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on May 26, 2009, 01:48:49 PM
You didn't send it through the mail like those commercials on Springer and Maury tell you to do?

Stand at the Neshanimy mall. Took some of the money and bought new sneakers, a new basketball, and lunch. Thanks www.GoldBuyersAtTheMall.com

That place is still around? Is the DMV still across the street from it?

PoopyfaceMcGee

#15189
May 27, 2009, 04:36:23 PM
Yes, it is.

BigEd76

#15190
May 27, 2009, 05:35:09 PM
Not only is it still around but it's been revamped and expanded a couple of times and the area west of it is being built up (Red Robin, etc.) before the turnpike entrance coming south on Route 1

rjs246

#15191
May 28, 2009, 10:12:09 AM
Cancer medicine eliminates fingerprints.

Um, what? Some of the side effects of the drugs that are being created these days are farging strange...
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Tomahawk

#15192
May 28, 2009, 10:44:03 AM
That's pretty sweet if the drug works. Once the cancer is cured, the patient could go on a liquor store robbing spree to get money to pay the medical bills

Father Demon

#15193
May 28, 2009, 01:27:12 PM
VA DMV says No Smiling
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

ice grillin you

#15194
May 28, 2009, 02:11:36 PM
this has been big local news around me all week

i was saying to my girl the other night why dont they just require that everyone smile
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous
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