the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Diomedes]

Rusty.  Get it?

Sadly, I did get it.

[PhillyPhreak54]

yeah, i kept it low key.  but it's nothing to be sorry about.  we were both very young, got married because she got pregnant and figured out we shouldn't be together.  oh...and me dating one of her friends helped the situation as well.

Wow...I bet that went over well. So if you go missing, we'll know why, right?

[PhillyPhreak54]

good because i laced the check with my jizz so youll always have that residue on your hands

[Rome]

I have a feeling something very bad is going to happen to you soon. Like syphilis. Or poison oak. Or an accidental penis fire. Stay on your toes and consider yourself warned.

lol

[SD_Eagle5]

 I was at a flea market last week and got my daughter $200 worth of crap for around $10, including a McNabb jersey for $2, bunch of Dr. Seuss books for a .25 a piece, some other toys and clothes and shtein.

So this morning we headed up to Rice's flea market. What a farging annoyance. That place embodies why people irritate the shtein out of me. Half the place is annoying teenage girls drinking coffee and typing on their farging phones, not looking where they're going. The other half is crabby old people, rude as can farging be. I had my daughter with me so I took our stroller. Some crabby old bitch tries to cut in front of me instead of just letting me pass, so I rammed the wheel into the side of her ankle. She was 100% in the wrong and knew it but still gave me a nasty look. My only regret was not hitting her harder. Sorry, just cause you're over 50 it doesn't give you the right to aimlessly walk where you please.
And I didn't buy one thing, it was a bunch of overpriced knock off crap.

[rjs246]

You should have punched the old lady in the tit. It sets a good example and gets your point across. Win win.

[Sgt PSN]

i love going to flea/farmer's markets because if nothing else, it's nice to just walk around for a while looking at other people's crap that they're trying to sell.  and you can almost always find at least one really good deal on something.

but i also hate them because of the crowds of idiots as well.  it's really no different than going to the mall except that you get way better deals and the concessions are usually 10x at flea markets.  so in the end, the market wins. 

i used to go to zern's farmers market all the time when i was a kid.....up in gilbertsville.  they had vanilla coke before coke started making it and was way better than the canned crap they put out now, the best beef jerkey i've ever had and a baseball card stand that my mom used to take me to and give me a couple of bucks to spend.  

good times

[SD_Eagle5]

The best flea market in the world is Tijuana.

[Sgt PSN]

lots of free stuff in tj.  like hiv, gun shot wounds and prison secks. 

mexico is pretty much off limits right now for all of dod.  officers/snco's need to get permission from their co and cannot travel alone.  junior enlisted can't go unless they have immediate family down there that they are going to visit. 

[Seabiscuit36]

I usually travel down there to sell my ar15's and other semi automatic weapons, they are worth more money there i'm told

[Father Demon]

I'm in Orlando working this week, and sonuvabitch it's raining like hell.  I got four inches yesterday, and getting 4 inches today.  I feel like my wife.  Right now, it's as dark as night, and the rain keeps falling and falling.

Thank God I'm not here enjoying the inside of my hotel room on a family vacation.

[SD_Eagle5]

lots of free stuff in tj.  like hiv, gun shot wounds and prison secks. 

mexico is pretty much off limits right now for all of dod.  officers/snco's need to get permission from their co and cannot travel alone.  junior enlisted can't go unless they have immediate family down there that they are going to visit. 

No wonder Mexico is in such bad shape, the military is 75% of TJs economy. It must be a ghost town. Easy way around that is leave your military I.D. at home and don't identify yourself as a member of the military. Also, keep a rolled up 20 in your sock in case the federales mess with you. What a glorious shteinhole that place is.

[ice grillin you]

flea markets = MA haven

i feel dirty just reading posts about them

theres no doubt munson and his alcoholic mother run a table at the dover raceway market

[rjs246]

Have we discussed the fact that Havas' care package needs to have flip-flops in it? Tevas would probably be ideal, but I have a feeling that regular old $2 flip flops probably get his blood pressure up as well.

[Tomahawk]

I got four inches yesterday, and getting 4 inches today.  I feel like my wife.

Preemptive self-deprecating wit. Nicely done