What Would Tyler Durden Do?

[Rome]

I like the site and I visit it every day.  Why?  Because farg you, that's why.

So here's a thread about it.


This is why it might be the best website on the internet:

Jenny McCarthy first got famous in 1993 when she showed her vagina in Playboy, but really found her calling when her 2-year old son was diagnosed with not-autism then not-autism then not-autism then autism (1). So clearly her son had autism, and she blamed vaccines for giving it to him. Specifically the measles vaccine, which up until 1999 contained mercury. Jennys son was born in 2002 and did not receive a vaccine with mercury (2), but she spoke out to have it banned anyway. Again. Extra-banned, and for kids like her son who didn't get it in the first place to not get it even more in the future. Because now he's cured. But not really.  Or maybe he never had it to begin with. Either way, all that public speaking has led Oprah Winfrey to give Jenny her very own talk-show!

    McCarthy has inked a multi-year overall deal with Winfrey's Harpo Prods. to develop projects on different platforms, including a syndicated talk show that the actress/author would host.
    McCarthy talked to the chat queen about her struggles with her son's autism in conjunction with the releases of her best-selling books "Louder Than Words: A Mother's Journey in Healing Autism" and "Mother Warriors: A Nation of Parents Healing Autism Against All Odds." McCarthy also was part of Winfrey's Friday Live panels twice, including this past Friday.

The worst thing about Jennys baseless hippie ramblings is that it gives people false hope.  People like me, because I live next door to this couple with two little funholes who stand outside and scream all day. If I thought for one second the measles vaccine could miraculously transform them into nearly invisible mutes I would stab them in the heart with it.

[reese125]

if you get 10 replies to this thread Id be shocked and disgusted

[phillymic2000]

if you get 10 replies to this thread Id be shocked and disgusted

He only needs nine now thanks to you.

[MDS]

it doesnt get worse than reese

[reese125]

get back in the attic loser

[MDS]

do i detect a vague anne frank reference?

[Seabiscuit36]

WWTDD is a great site, but GuessHerMuff is the best site on the web

[Diomedes]

Who is Tyler Durden?

[rjs246]

He is not his farging khakis.

I totally enjoy this website. Celebrities make me angry. In fact, the entire idea of celebrity makes me angry, and this site is dedicated to making fun of their dumb asses and occasionally posting naked pictures of extremely hot chicks. Winner.

[Beermonkey]

Other than reading the bourbon-fueled and misinformed opinions on CF, WWTDD is my second favorite site.

It's got breasts, beaver shots, celebrity disdain and the type of sardonic, self absorbed humor that 90% of the posters here emulate. Plus he hates that jerky, little fruitbat Perez Hilton. I can't see why anyone here would hate it.

[SD_Eagle5]

Just wanted to be #10

[SunMo]

really?  a hilarious website that reese thinks is not funny?  shocking

[reese125]

never said it wasnt funny, just cant see heads in here caring that much to post about celebrities lives

but since you do funniest man on the web...heres to getting this thread up to 1000 posts

[mussa]

don't we already have a thread for this

[rjs246]

Kelly Cartman

Through unknown means, Kelly Clarkson was hoisted onto KIIS FM's main stage for their Wango Tango concert in LA this weekend, where she moo'd out her big hit song, "My Life Would Suck Without You."  Unfortunately some of the fans were yelling, "We Love Kelly", which sounds like "We Love Jelly" if you happen to love jelly, and that reminded Kelly of biscuits, so the next 25 minutes just had Kelly on stage with her eyes closed and eating imaginary biscuits until an army of super-powered stage hands forklifted her out back.  In other words the show went much better than expected.