Mud Butt

[LBIggle]

yeah.. the spicy baconator. 

seriously.. just fargin say no.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

That's really shocking.

[Tomahawk]

I just had caffeine for the first time in about 3 weeks and I can literally hear the poop screaming to get out of my ass.

[rjs246]

Literally.

[Tomahawk]

I bet it would have sounded like a Banshee if they were real.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Nice of Peter King to write about his mud-butt in his MMQB column:

One other note from the road:

Changing planes at DFW on Sunday, I used the men's room near one of the American gates. I walked into one of the toilet stalls with the automatic flushers.

WHOOOOOSH. I closed the door to the stall and sat down.

Three more times I heard the same WHOOOOOSH as I sat there and minded my own business.

Of course, no flush when I get up and leave the stall. Gotta love technology.

[Seabiscuit36]

Nice of Peter King to write about his mud-butt in his MMQB column:

One other note from the road:

Changing planes at DFW on Sunday, I used the men's room near one of the American gates. I walked into one of the toilet stalls with the automatic flushers.

WHOOOOOSH. I closed the door to the stall and sat down.

Three more times I heard the same WHOOOOOSH as I sat there and minded my own business.

Of course, no flush when I get up and leave the stall. Gotta love technology.

To recap, SI pro football writing legend Paul Zimmerman suffered three strokes in late November and is currently unable to read, write or speak coherently. We're trying to jump-start his therapy and road back to writing one day, hopefully, by raising money to allow him to undergo some aggressive therapy in Michigan and New Jersey.

HA HA

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I think he had a few strokes before he stopped writing.

[mussa]

Ive had mud butt for days. All I can blame it on is the economy

[Seabiscuit36]

Made ground beef tacos last night.  Put fresh home grown Jalepenos and tons of tabasco in the ground beef when i was cooking it up.  My ass is a slimey mess

[Diomedes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/R2Dn0hs-CM8

[phattymatty]

god bless the internet.

[ATV]

A+

[hbionic]

I just finished taking a 20 minute dump.

It was one of those rare dumps. All solid, I had three loads with each getting incrementally smaller (of course I flushed each time), and it came out with little to no effort (some may say due to the gaping hole I call my anus). I feel great. Got half way through an article in Cosmo about some bitch with no tits and ended up getting a boob job, and bonus...I used minimal toilet paper to wipe. Oh...and my lower legs started to fall asleep.

It was a memorable one.

[rjs246]

This thread is my legacy.