the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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Diomedes

Quote from: hbionic on April 25, 2009, 01:57:58 PMYou know what that means:  Zombie Bacon.

now you're just teasing poor Russell
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN

i think it'd be funny if zombies ate rusty's brains and then washed it down with the ice cold miller lite in his fridge. 

phillymic2000

Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 25, 2009, 01:55:04 PM
because it would be a hate crime. 

btw, that chick in the background with the black boots would totally get it.  and her friend too. 

Ya never know, that might be a dude! and LOL that someone would be charged with a hate crime if crippy got pushed over.

Sgt PSN

the hate crime thing was one of those ironic jokes.  you know, cause the kkk is all about peace and love. 

phillymic2000

Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 25, 2009, 02:09:49 PM
the hate crime thing was one of those ironic jokes.  you know, cause the kkk is all about peace and love. 

There not?

Father Demon

The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Sgt PSN


phillymic2000

LOL @ Demon. Are we sure that ain't Igy? He likes to roll ya know.

DH

#14903
That crazy crash that happened on the NJ Turnpike today - I saw it. farging crazy...5 dead, watched the Helicopter land on the TP, fiery cars, body bags...nuts.

I know none of you care, but the shtein was pretty intense.

phillymic2000


DH

11 cases confirmed out of a 300+mil US population. Stop worrying about bullshtein.

ATV

Want to hear the last dying breaths from the first person in space (two months before the successful Yuri Gagarin)?

http://www.lostcosmonauts.com/man.htm

You'll need to download the RealAudio player.

Here also is audio from the first woman in space, another Russian, who burned up upon re-entry...

http://www.lostcosmonauts.com/wom.htm

Pretty sad and horrific stuff. You have to give it up for those "godless commies", though. Talk about balls. A great read about all of this here...

http://www.forteantimes.com/features/articles/1302/lost_in_space.html

And the Wiki with other links here.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_space_program_conspiracy_accusations




PhillyPhreak54

I go out of my way to park far away from civilization when going to stores and malls. Basically anywhere where there are a lot of cars. Why? Because I hate door dings.

But somehow I always get the icehole who parks right next to me and hits my truck and its pissing me off. I've gotten three dings since I bought my truck two years ago. The most recent was today. I parked far out and the mall got crowded and some ignorant icehole got my door.

If you're one of those iceholes who is inconsiderate and just throws your door open when parked next to someone...I hope you get butt raped.

DH

Someone dinged my door last night while I was drinking a beer before the Sixers game...Middle aged lady whose husband couldnt park..she gets outta the carm looks at me, smiles, dings my door and walks into the arena. I couldnt say a word to her...

PhillyPhreak54

Should have grabbed her by the hair and rubbed her face in your door like a dogs face in their shtein.

Man, that stuff pisses me off. People wanna beat their cars to shtein? Cool. But don't damage others in the process.