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rjs246

#14475
April 01, 2009, 10:10:29 AM
I refer to myself as daddy in all situations. That obviously has little or no bearing on the current situation.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Tomahawk

#14476
April 01, 2009, 10:37:28 AM
So now she is getting another hairless cat. She doesn't think my hilarious idea of starving them for a couple days, then fitting them with cat food vests, then putting them in a cage is really hilarious.

Diomedes

#14477
April 01, 2009, 10:41:14 AM
She had better be keeping Miss Puss hairless too if you're gonna have to put up with two of those farging things.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Tomahawk

#14478
April 01, 2009, 10:47:40 AM
She does, but I'd rather see a 70's style jungle than two of those cats

Father Demon

#14479
April 01, 2009, 02:57:20 PM
http://tiny.pl/bz5j

Dude was busted for a DWI while driving this thing, and then hitting something.  He says he had 15 beers, but the BAC wasn't reported.  This thing also goes 38 MPH.

Question - should a person riding something like this on a sidewalk (I'm making an assumption) be ticketed for DWI?  Does it matter if he was on a main road or in a sub-division?  Is it black and white?
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Sgt PSN

#14480
April 01, 2009, 03:13:38 PM
you can get a dui on a bicycle.  so yeah, i'd say the ticket is legit. 

Father Demon

#14481
April 01, 2009, 03:18:22 PM
I think it is too, but I was willing to bet that some wouldn't.  Wanted to hear the opposite side.  Why?  Just a little bored today.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#14482
April 01, 2009, 03:30:24 PM

Seabiscuit36

#14483
April 01, 2009, 03:31:54 PM
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

#14484
April 01, 2009, 03:56:46 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 01, 2009, 03:13:38 PM
you can get a dui on a bicycle.  so yeah, i'd say the ticket is legit. 

Bullshtein. The law should be in place to protect others. There is no way anyone is put at serious risk when riding a bike drunk except perhaps the operator of the bike. Same goes for the little retardmobile above.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

BigEd76

#14485
April 02, 2009, 12:44:14 AM
coming out in July

Diomedes

#14486
April 02, 2009, 06:50:55 AM
good to see they went for authenticity and kept the stick up his ass
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN

#14487
April 02, 2009, 10:38:23 AM
me likey

DH

#14488
April 02, 2009, 11:16:28 AM
My buddy emails me and a bunch of our friends that a homeless guy ran in front of his car early yesterday morning. My buddy swerved but couldnt avoid him and he flipped over the windsheild and messed the guy up pretty bad. I find out this morning that the guy died. Then I find out 15 minutes ago that it was all an April Fools joke. WTF.

Seabiscuit36

#14489
April 02, 2009, 11:53:21 AM
ha, killing homeless people is funny
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons
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