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Seabiscuit36

#14115
February 27, 2009, 09:15:15 AM
nsfw link but LOL
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

#14116
February 27, 2009, 09:26:08 AM
I had a dream that this chick was trying to get me to bone her last night but when I took her pants off her ass shrunk and my dong wouldn't fit in her baby-sized baby-hole. Then she started to cry. Not because it hurt, but because she wanted to farg and couldn't because her chach was too small. Then I woke up. Poor girl.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhreak54

#14117
February 27, 2009, 01:37:45 PM

BigEd76

#14118
February 27, 2009, 02:19:00 PM
North Dakota is like a third world country

IamJoe

#14119
February 27, 2009, 06:22:45 PM
I'm a llama?

PhillyPhreak54

#14120
February 27, 2009, 11:44:18 PM
No..you're Joe.

MDS

#14121
February 28, 2009, 02:47:32 AM
YOURWE JOE farg
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Rome

#14122
February 28, 2009, 05:51:03 AM
MDS got all Munson'd up last night.

Munson

#14123
February 28, 2009, 07:16:29 AM
Munson got all Munson'd up last now.

And I mean last now.

I think I should go sleep now.
I have a hangover and I havn't even farging gone to sleep yet. farg.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

phattymatty

#14124
February 28, 2009, 09:47:10 AM
top wise.  spin it top wise!

ice grillin you

#14125
February 28, 2009, 11:05:53 PM
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

shorebird

#14126
March 01, 2009, 09:02:56 AM
Farg the police. I hope that piece of shtein gets locked up and the inmates beat him within an inch of his life, and then farg him up the ass until he has to shtein in a bag.

Rome

#14127
March 01, 2009, 11:43:23 AM


Hott.

MadMarchHare

#14128
March 01, 2009, 03:39:49 PM
Taking ping-pong seriously, however.....not so much.
Anyone but Reid.

PhillyPhanInDC

#14129
March 01, 2009, 07:13:09 PM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on March 01, 2009, 03:39:49 PM
Taking ping-pong seriously, however.....not so much.

You obviously haven't seen what some women can do with ping pong accessories.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.
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