the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

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SD_Eagle5

#13860
February 06, 2009, 10:33:54 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 06, 2009, 10:03:41 AM
Dio is feeling feisty today.

weed shortage or his womens time of the month

rjs246

#13861
February 06, 2009, 10:38:26 AM
I'm guessing too much/not enough gin.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

#13862
February 06, 2009, 10:44:18 AM
Ground is frozen
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

SunMo

#13863
February 06, 2009, 10:52:46 AM
just like his heart
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

stalker

#13864
February 06, 2009, 02:55:59 PM
I am in the airport headed north. How is everyone? Nice to be in contact. farg you jigy.
Alert, alert. Look well at the rainbow. The fish will be running very soon.

rjs246

#13865
February 06, 2009, 02:56:47 PM
Crash land in a volcano.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

stalker

#13866
February 06, 2009, 03:04:03 PM
I don't believe there are any volcanos between Tampa and NJ. Sorry.
Alert, alert. Look well at the rainbow. The fish will be running very soon.

mussa

#13867
February 06, 2009, 03:39:44 PM
it would be sweet justice for him to crash into the ocean and then end up shark bait. i havn't prayed since i was a kid, but ill pray for this to happen today friday the 6th of feb 3:39 pm eastern
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Seabiscuit36

#13868
February 06, 2009, 03:56:24 PM Last Edit: February 06, 2009, 04:04:03 PM by Seabiscuit36
http://www.woot.com/
Medisana Back Pain Relief System
QuoteWILL: reduce musculoskeletal (or is that skeletomuscular?) back pain in a non-invasive, pharmaceutical-free way.
WILL NOT: reduce unsightly flab on your stomach, hips, and buttocks.

WILL: use Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation to control pain associated with sore and aching muscles.
WILL NOT: activate your latent mutant energy powers.

WILL: mess you up bad if you have a pacemaker or implanted defibrillator. Seriously.
WILL NOT: bring your dog back to life.

WILL: help your body jack your brain up on sweet, sweet endorphins.
WILL NOT: make you feel like you're being struck by lightning.

WILL: stimulate your nerve fibers to block pain signals from reaching the brain.
WILL NOT: stimulate your secret crush to fall hopelessly into romantic and physical love with you.

WILL: fry your brain if you attach it to each temple and turn it on. For real.
WILL NOT: hurt you if you use as directed. And don't say anything bad about its momma.

WILL: help back pain sufferers play the piano.
WILL NOT: help back pain sufferers play the piano if they don't already know how.
Which CF person wrote this review
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

PhillyGirl

#13869
February 07, 2009, 10:27:41 AM
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Rome

#13870
February 07, 2009, 10:31:59 AM
Cops are power tripping iceholes?

News at 11:00.  Literally.

PhillyGirl

#13871
February 07, 2009, 10:33:57 AM
seriously, those kids are going to be "farg the police" for the rest of their lives
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Rome

#13872
February 07, 2009, 10:40:14 AM
As well they should.

PhillyGirl

#13873
February 07, 2009, 10:42:43 AM
As a parent, my heart breaks for the kids who were left all alone in the dark, after seeing their dad with a gun pointed to his head and dragged away. I could never imagine my kids seeing that...it hurts just to think about them being left there like that.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Feva

#13874
February 07, 2009, 10:44:38 AM
That can't even be legal can it?  If they're going to arrest the dad, they have to find a safe place for the kids don't they?
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews
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