the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

No.

[MDS]

ew

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20090129_Tattle__Amy_Fisher_looks_forward_to_porn_career.html

i was listening to audio of the porn with my dad on howard

it was disturbing, even besides the fact that i was listening to hardcore porn with my dad

[mussa]

am i the only one who wouldn't mind watching it?

[Rome]

* crickets *

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

[phattymatty]

Fwd: I like Kurt Warner btw LOL weird huh?
            
   
Gonna be a sweet weekend. I plan to be online in front of my cam all weekend.

Work work work.

Loads of the girls have decided to come in this weekend so we are going to have a crazy Superbowl weekend Party.We reckon we can easily do 50 hours between now and Sunday

Come by http://www.joyshake.com/ as soon as you can before i get sore. LOL

Hugs and kisses Anastasia







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[Seabiscuit36]

[phattymatty]

ha thats awesome. 

you're so confused by the underground horse that you don't even realize she only has one leg.

[mussa]

that might be the coolest photo i have ever seen

[Susquehanna Birder]

It has to be said: HIT.

[phattymatty]

definitely.

i got a massage yesterday by this 6'2" amazon woman.  basically she beat the shtein out of me for an hour.  it was awesome but i'm pretty sure that you're not supposed to hurt this much the next day. 

[stalker]

Hit repeatedly.

[mussa]

i wonder how doggie style works with a chick with one leg. id like to find out

oh and the horse can watch. im not racist

[ice grillin you]

stalolololker is

[Father Demon]

Flying home yesterday, I set off the metal detector when I walked through.  I had already put my phone and belt in the xray machine, but found 4 quarters in my pocket after I was stopped.  I asked the TSA woman if they would set of the alarm, and she said "Oh yes".  So, I put my 4 quarters in a little xray dish, and attempted to hand it to the TSA screener.  She said "You have to send that through the xray machine."  So I asked "You have to xray my quarters?"  She says, "Yes, they have to go through."  I ask again, "Just to be clear, my quarters have to be xrayed before I can proceed?"  She says yes.  So, I send my quarters through the machine, and then I get asked to step to the side for a pat down.  Meanwhile, all my stuff is piling up at the end of the rollers, and people are moving through.  As I'm watching my stuff (and getting the patdown), the screener asks me to turn around to complete the pat down, to which I say "I'm not turning around. I'm watching my stuff."  Disgruntled, he has to move to get in front of me to finish the pat down before releasing me to my stuff.  All because somehow the TSA screener thought I might have been able to cram a ton of explosives into my loose change.

Yay air travel security.