Donovan McNabb

QB Eagles · January 16, 2009, 09:33:02 AM

Simmons

QuoteThe Kobe Bryant Award For "Best Ongoing Misguided/Contrived Attempt to Make It Seem Like There's a Sense of Humor Lurking Somewhere Even Though There Isn't"
To Donovan McNabb for pulling the "I'm on the Giants sideline, I think I'll pretend to make a phone call!" trick on the heels of his "I just caught one of Minnesota's sailing passes at the end of our win, I think I'll hop around like I just caught a real interception, laugh hysterically and keep the joke going for six seconds too long" moment the week before. Let's hope he leaves the comedy to the pros and sticks to what he does best: sucking Philly fans into loving him again, then calmly destroying them like Natasha Henstridge's mates in "Species."

ice grillin you · January 16, 2009, 09:37:00 AM

^^^^
so on point

donovan mcnabbs slogan - "10 years of not being funny"

PhillyGirl · January 16, 2009, 09:37:28 AM

Bitter Pats fan. Stuff it.

mussa · January 16, 2009, 09:38:08 AM

Quotethen calmly destroying them like Natasha Henstridge's mates in "Species."

ahhh I think this guy should leave it to the pro's, wtf kind of reference is that? Who's this guy some Dennis Miller wanna be?

ice grillin you · January 16, 2009, 09:41:52 AM

how have you never heard of bill simmons....hes a legend

Magical_Retard · January 16, 2009, 10:17:45 AM

Even when he is bitter about the Sox or Pats, he is damn funny most of the time. Dennis Miller is never funny

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 16, 2009, 10:25:33 AM

Simmons is also about to go 0-6 over the divisional and championship rounds.

ice grillin you · January 16, 2009, 10:32:11 AM

people dont read him for his picks...least i hope they dont

mussa · January 16, 2009, 10:36:30 AM

never heard of him. but then again i don't idolize media folk

MDS · January 16, 2009, 10:36:55 AM

the sad part is a lot of people thought the phone bit was funny

i guess those are the same people who like joe buck

ice grillin you · January 16, 2009, 10:38:56 AM

in theory the phone thing is awesome...mcnabb just cant pull it off

mussa · January 16, 2009, 10:40:27 AM

I'm more of a Kenny Albert fan. In fact, Kenny Albert looks like CardTrader. It all makes sense now

Seabiscuit36 · January 16, 2009, 10:46:52 AM

Quote from: ice grillin you on January 16, 2009, 10:38:56 AM
in theory the phone thing is awesome...mcnabb just cant pull it off

If Pimp did it its hilarious

ice grillin you · January 16, 2009, 11:01:40 AM

definitely...he would have leaned up against the table in a b boy stance or something and he wouldnt have skipped away like a nymph after he did it

mussa · January 16, 2009, 11:09:11 AM

yo for real, that's hard!