Political Hippo Circle Jerk - America, farg YEAH!

[shorebird]

farging lazy overpaid bastiches.

The only person saying that is YOU.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Top 10 Political Quotes of 2008:

10. Mike Huckabee, on what squirrel tastes like:

    "It tastes like squirrel."

9. John Edwards on cheating on Elizabeth Edwards:

    "Can I explain to you what happened? First of all it happened during a period after she was in remission from cancer."

8. Nancy Pelosi:

    "I have always loved longitude. I love latitude; it's in the stars. But longitude, it's about time. ... Time and clocks and all the rest of that have always been a fascination for me."

7. President Bush, meeting with President Arroyo of the Philippines:

    "I reminded the President that I am reminded of the great talent of the — of our Philippine-Americans when I eat dinner at the White House."

6. Barack Obama:

    "Can you imagine if you had your Social Security invested in the stock market these last two weeks? These last two months? You wouldn't need Social Security. You'd be having a – you know like, what was it. 'Sanford and Son,' 'I'm coming Weezie.' It ain't right."

5. A tie ...

Joe Biden, at an Ocala, FL, ice cream shop:

    "Look at this! Man, this is a dangerous place. Holy mackerel! I'm an ice cream guy. Is ice cream down that way? Could I get a sugar cone and chocolate chip? ... I'm getting plain old chocolate chip. That's plenty, God love ya."

And Joe Biden, hearing testimony from Gen. David Petraeus:

    PETRAEUS: Senator, the vice president was in Iraq just a couple weeks after that, and he also had a very warm reception.
    BIDEN: Did he get kissed? Get a kiss?
    PETRAEUS: I believe he did get kissed when he was there.
    BIDEN: I just want to know whether he got kissed, that's all.

4. John McCain:

    "We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies."

3. Sarah Palin, being interviewed by Katie Couric:

    COURIC: And when it comes to establishing your worldview, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read before you were tapped for this to stay informed and to understand the world?

    PALIN: I've read most of them, again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media.

    COURIC: What, specifically?
    PALIN: Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me all these years.

2. Chris Matthews:

    "It's part of reporting this case, this election, the feeling most people get when they hear Barack Obama's speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often."

1. Bill Clinton:

    "The country is groaning and moaning and screaming for change."

[phillymic2000]

6. Barack Obama:

    "Can you imagine if you had your Social Security invested in the stock market these last two weeks? These last two months? You wouldn't need Social Security. You'd be having a – you know like, what was it. 'Sanford and Son,' 'I'm coming Weezie.' It ain't right."

THat should be #1, fargin hilarious!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The Palin quote should be #1.  What a dingus.

[ATV]

1. Bill Clinton:  "The country is groaning and moaning and screaming for change."

LOL.

[hbionic]

4. John McCain:

    "We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies."

This is your winner right here.

[Geowhizzer]

The Palin quote should be #1.  What a dingus.

She reads all the damn newspapers.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I find that very hard to believe.

[Diomedes]

I doubt that idiot has even read the whole Bible

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

There are a lot of big words, man.

[Father Demon]

You guys all focus on the wrong things.

She has a great rack.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Unfortunately, unless she's had surgery, she probably is extremely flappy in the vaginal area.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Wouldn't it just be easier if they disbanded the competition forever and made him "Person of Forever?"

[Diomedes]

dude, who farging cares?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

If the internets is serious business, isn't Time Magazine at least seriousish?