Eagles/Cardinals/Turducken

[JackStraw]

Reid will get his "lame duck" year next year. A poor showing and then he goes, but not before. And if the lame duck years of Kotite and Rhodes are any indication, that should be special. A McNabb tank on Thursday and Reid has a "no-lose" cover strategy, easily blaming this year on McNabb. Reid gets a bit of a pass, but is kept on a short leash for next year - maybe some "token" FO move. McNabb goes to another team and has a brief flash of success a la Cunningham like a candle that flickers brightest before extinguishing.

I don't know about you folks, but I am excited for Thursdays game. A prime-time, liquored-up, surly crowd ready to boo both teams. Can we please have Santa arrive at half time? Any snow in the forecast? The game will have folks and media who a looking for a NASCAR experience - lemme see that car wreck called McNabb-Reid-Dawkins, O-Line, etc. Those NFL Network bozo's will exhaust every cheap and trite cliche by kick-off. Thrill as we get to see well-worn draft-day footage of the booing once again. Chill to Wilma grimacing in the stands. See Lurie ask his wife where the bathroom is. We'll be reminded how Warner stocked grocery shelves. We'll see his wife's "haircut throughout the years" retrospective and video tribute.

This game will be the complete deal except for no "banner man". His Dana Bible sign was the bestest. And I'd take Banner man over Joe Banner anyday.

[Magical_Retard]

i could read jackstraw forever.

[reese125]

"I could jack off forever"

[Diomedes]

See Lurie ask his wife where the bathroom is.

lol

[reese125]

per PE.com Asante Samuel is out for the game

[rjs246]

That's good. The Cardinals barely even throw the ball ever.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The silver lining is that Joselio Hanson has a really big penis.

[rjs246]

If rape nightmares are a silver lining then I would agree.

[MDS]

Oh so now not trading an unhappy Lito makes perfect sense. Yay Andy!

[rjs246]

He looks smarter and smarter every second.

[ice grillin you]

wow this is snowballin

lots of this tomorrow

Game 6 – November 27 - Arizona – Turkey Trot
2 part wild turkey
2 part applejack
Cranberry juice

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

That sounds really good right about now.

[ice grillin you]

it will be even better when it causes me to forget the game

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

What game?

I would probably just stay in the parking lot and drink.

[SunMo]

the parking lot, that sounds like a good place to find a ticket