the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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Father Demon

These annoy me:
- At this moment in time

- 24/7



I use this one - maybe I should stop:
- Absolutely



Should have made the list:
- Talk at you later
- Wow (usually said when you weren't really listening to what was being said)
- Middle America
- Anything ATV says
- Gay.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Father Demon

The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Tomahawk

Quote from: phattymatty on November 07, 2008, 09:19:03 AM
freetriplescore.com is not a tongue twister and i can easily say it 3 times fast.

Sounds like you need to drink more then try saying it.



Munson

Quote from: mussa on November 07, 2008, 09:21:17 AM
4 drinks consumed, what a party!

Apparently last night I forgot about the drink between the iced tea and the 007 that was given to me for free. Either way, that amount of liquor consumed in little under an hour was probably a bad idea.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

PoopyfaceMcGee

You're so extreme, man.  Dangerous.  Like a tiger.  Roar.


shorebird

Ha! At work today replacing a front door for a couple with a son that has Downs Syndrome. Names Chipper. He hung around talking to us all day, singing to the radio and dancin'. It was a good day.

At one point I had to go to my truck, when I came back I was going to cut a piece of trim. I pulled the trigger on the saw and nothing happened. I said, "Damn, must have kicked the breaker." So I go check the breaker box, and nothing is kicked. I go into the garage and check the end of the 100' 4-way plugged into the GFI recepticle. It wasn't kicked. I go back to the saw and 'click-click', nothing. Then I hear Chip say, "HAA". He picks the end of the cord to the saw up, and says, "you got ta' plug eeen! HAAAAA!!"

Guy working with me had unplugged the saw to charge a battery for his cordless drill.

I waddn't gonna' tell nobody that, but what the hell, if you can't laugh at yourself when something like that happens' your one miserable s.o.b.

Munson

Quote from: FastFreddie on November 07, 2008, 01:57:17 PM
You're so extreme, man.  Dangerous.  Like a tiger.  Roar.

Don't rain on my drunken parade.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Munson

Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Munson

Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds