the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

I broke my hand wrestling a buddy of mine in the back of a limo this weekend. Luckily the strippers took pity on me and felt me up a lot for free.

[Munson]

I've been arguing with a group of girls who refuses to admit that the majority of men 18-24 enjoy watching two women make out.

I want to strangle them all with their apron strings.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I've been arguing with a group of girls who refuses to admit that the majority of men 18-24 enjoy watching two women make out.

I want to strangle them all with their apron strings.

Because all girls belong in the kitchen, right?!?  Hilarious!!  Bravo!!  A+++++++!!  Super quick delivery, great communication!!

[phattymatty]

the majority of men 0-250 enjoy watching two women make out.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

the majority of men 0-250 enjoy watching two women make out.

Agreed, although the empirical evidence for those in the top half of that range is a bit lacking.

[Zanshin]

Some things are safe to extrapolate.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Statistically, it is within the margin of error.

[Wingspan]

The exit polls prove it.

[phillymic2000]

Some things are safe to extrapolate.

Dude, you have a big head.....









thats what she said.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Lawyers drawing up patent application make a funny.

9. The method of providing user interface displays in an image forming apparatus which is really a bogus claim included amongst real claims, and which should be removed before filing; wherein the claim is included to determine if the inventor actually read the claims and the inventor should instruct the attorneys to remove the claim.

[Munson]

I've been arguing with a group of girls who refuses to admit that the majority of men 18-24 enjoy watching two women make out.

I want to strangle them all with their apron strings.

Because all girls belong in the kitchen, right?!?  Hilarious!!  Bravo!!  A+++++++!!  Super quick delivery, great communication!!

Actually they just happened to be walking home from a cooking class.

[shorebird]

Meatpacker in immigration raid files for bankruptcy

Sholom Rubashkin, the plant's former manager, faces charges of conspiracy to harbor undocumented immigrants for financial gain, aiding and abetting document fraud and identity theft.

Identity theft, meaning that he was stealing peoples identities and using them and their S.S.#'s for the identities of his illegal alien employees.

[MDS]

first off munson that never happened

second off the nasty delaware trash you call "women" dont even register in society so just stop you filthy inbread scumbag

[BigEd76]

christmas music on 97.5 already

http://nowismusic.com/listen-live/

[Munson]

first off munson that never happened

second off the nasty delaware trash you call "women" dont even register in society so just stop you filthy inbread scumbag

SPeaking as someone that banged a Temple girl from The Edge two weeks ago after game 5 got delayed, let me just say Delaware girls are far hotter.


Secondly, not all of these retards were from Delaware, fortunately.