Dodgers v. Phillies. BRING IT!

[dis12]

for anyone in LA...there are tickets avail tonight's Phils game for $35.

[phillymic2000]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HGQDlZd3Xg

Look at all those cholos

The fact that the philly fans were not affected at all by the crap was priceless.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Did you hear that douchebag say 'thats the most Hoyda way to score a run?"

Yeah, ok. Stairs obliterated a Broxton fastball and Vato Loco runs his mouth.

Bring it to Philly, Hoydas.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Buck "Kind of an old school Dodger crowd here tonight with about half the seats empty. Probably due to traffic"

Yeah. Ok, Joe.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Interesting match up...

Nope.  Not really.

They're playing "Time of Your Life" by Green Day at Dodger Stadium right now.  GAY GAY GAY

[SD_Eagle5]

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshtein three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless farging hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any farging time. Any farging day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshtein three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless farging hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any farging time. Any farging day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshteins.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shtein, stupid shtein...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

farg L Ron Hubbard and
farg all his clones.
farg all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

farg retro anything.
farg your tattoos.
farg all you junkies and
farg your short memory.

Learn to swim.

farg smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
farg these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

[QB Eagles]

Bye you lizard scum!

[PhillyPhreak54]

Thanks for the memories, Los Angeles.

Massive crying, empty stadium, more crying, the entire nation wanting you to win, Victorino knifing your city repeatedly and in the end a huge middle finger.

[BigEd76]

We'll always have Mary Hart and Pat Sajak


sorry bio....maybe next year

now's our time.  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Rome]

Cole Hamels is a farging idiot.

Apparently he has no clue what he's talking about.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/attendance

Hamels will be raped early in his game.

Hahahaha.  Worst post ever in the history of the interwebz.

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/3186/fde2a610a5ad3a6a17ff213fp4.jpg

[Rome]

Phillies win the Pennant, Manny wins a gazillion dollar contract from whatever team is dumb enough to give it to him.

Everybody wins.  Especially the L.A. fans who showed up late and left early.  Again.

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://www.sportsline.com/mlb/story/11037700

The Los Angeles Dodgers aren't going to the World Series because they aren't tough enough to get there. They look good, I'll give them that. They're a pretty organization, with long, angular ballplayers like James Loney and Matt Kemp and Casey Blake and Andre Ethier.

They're pretty. They just aren't tough.

The Dodgers are fake fighters, guys like Manny Ramirez running in from left field during a heated moment and then making sure there are two or three teammates to "hold him back" while he pretends to want to fight. That was Game 3 of the National League Championship Series.

At least Ramirez is smart enough to act tough. Pitcher Chad Billingsley isn't even that. He let thug Phillies pitcher Brett Myers throw at his best teammates without doing a thing to retaliate. That was Game 2.

The Dodgers are the kind of organization that lets its granddaughters do the fighting. Tommy Lasorda, the most famous living Dodger, was supposed to throw out the first pitch Wednesday night, but this being the Dodgers, he didn't do it. Instead he dragged his granddaughter out to the mound, and to her credit the little girl looked up at a crowd of 56,800 and fired a fastball over the plate. That was Game 5.

Come to think of it, maybe that's what the Dodgers need: A few more granddaughters.

Lord knows their players aren't man enough.

[hbionic]

congrats.

[Don Ho]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HGQDlZd3Xg

Look at all those cholos

The fact that the philly fans were not affected at all by the crap was priceless.

farging beaners.  i would have yelled out "INS" and watched um' all run.