*** Official *** Jessica Alba Appreciation Thread

Started by Rome, August 03, 2005, 09:35:20 PM

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rjs246

#585
May 20, 2008, 10:05:24 PM
Kill the messenger?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Father Demon

#586
May 20, 2008, 10:30:54 PM
Life sucks.  I'm game.
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Drunkmasterflex

#587
June 20, 2008, 03:50:06 PM
Last month Dane Cook was here to do a show and a bunch of guys from my company were talking to him for a while and one of them asked him "what is Jessica Alba like?" His response "smell my fist."

I thought it was pretty funny, would have posted it awhile ago but our internet was taken. 
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LBIggle

#588
June 20, 2008, 04:29:51 PM
pics?

PoopyfaceMcGee

#589
June 20, 2008, 06:26:09 PM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on June 20, 2008, 03:50:06 PM
Last month Dane Cook was here to do a show and a bunch of guys from my company were talking to him for a while and one of them asked him "what is Jessica Alba like?" His response "smell my fist."

I thought it was pretty funny, would have posted it awhile ago but our internet was taken. 

It's easily the funniest thing I've ever heard of Dane Cook saying.

Dillen

#590
June 20, 2008, 08:38:54 PM
Although it was probably closer to "SMELL MY MOTHERfargING FIST shtein BAMF" and not funny at all.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#591
September 10, 2008, 05:31:51 PM
QuoteAlba's Shocking Billboard Ad

10 September 2008 12:09 PM, PDT

Jessica Alba has modelled for a shocking new bondage-themed billboard advert to encourage Americans to vote in the forthcoming presidential election.

The actress poses in heavy make-up, topless, and with black tape across her breasts and mouth in the ad, paid for by voter group Declare Yourself.

Alba says of the message, "If you don't register and vote, you are muzzling yourself."


hbionic?  Pics, stat.

ice grillin you

#592
September 10, 2008, 05:36:07 PM
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PoopyfaceMcGee

#593
September 10, 2008, 05:39:00 PM
Where's the rest of it?

Seabiscuit36

#594
September 10, 2008, 06:15:55 PM
BTK BTK BTK
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mussa

#596
September 26, 2008, 05:48:11 PM
damn who is that other chick in the last pic?!

Her breasts look bigger. kids are good for somethings  :yay
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Rome

#597
April 10, 2009, 05:56:32 PM


Motorboat.

PhillyGirl

#599
August 03, 2009, 10:32:44 PM
perusing through TMZ tonight and thought you'd all enjoy this



http://www.tmz.com/2009/08/03/surely-you-jess/
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