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PoopyfaceMcGee

#12450
August 07, 2008, 09:44:31 AM
That is another product that is available at most stores now.  We use it also.

phattymatty

#12451
August 07, 2008, 09:50:23 AM
that Oxy Clean shtein works.  I once spilled a whole bottle of red wine on a pair of khakis.  Slept in them, put them in a plastic bag when I woke up and then forgot about them for about a month.  Threw them in the sink and let them soak in some oxyclean and everything came out.  that would be a good infomercial. 

SunMo

#12452
August 07, 2008, 09:51:51 AM
hey look, this icehole's got period on his pants
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

mussa

#12453
August 07, 2008, 10:28:37 AM
going to my buddies cabin today til sunday for a weekend filled with boozing, eating, hiking and relaxing.  picking up a keg of lager, a couple handles, were deep frying wings too for saturday...should be a glorious sunday morning. gfys

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Seabiscuit36

#12454
August 07, 2008, 10:33:33 AM
GLORIOUS

going to the beach again, we're going crabbing early saturday morning setting pots and lines, and spending the rest of the day on the beach.  Crabs sunday night, and tons of beers, oh and driving on the beach
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

ice grillin you

#12455
August 07, 2008, 10:50:10 AM
ill be at the phillies game saturday!?!!?

i lose
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Feva

#12456
August 07, 2008, 11:14:45 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 06, 2008, 07:16:30 PM
Possibly the greatest website ever.

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Phanatic

#12457
August 07, 2008, 11:24:30 AM
There's a guy talking in the Cubicle next to me who is saying that evolution and science can't be correct because the Bible says the earth is only 10,000 years old.... Just wow!

I wonder how he brings himself to work for a sin company?
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Seabiscuit36

#12458
August 07, 2008, 11:25:38 AM
Quote from: Phanatic on August 07, 2008, 11:24:30 AM
There's a guy talking in the Cubicle next to me who is saying that evolution and science can't be correct because the Bible says the earth is only 10,000 years old.... Just wow!

I wonder how he brings himself to work for a sin company?
give him antifreeze and tell him its jesus juice
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Seabiscuit36

#12459
August 07, 2008, 12:10:27 PM
IGY told you there were some good ol' boys on the beach...




"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Father Demon

#12460
August 07, 2008, 01:47:14 PM
So shortly after Freeman is hurt in a car wreck while accompanied by a woman who isn't his wife, he and his wife are divorcing.

Apparently, Mrs. Freeman wasn't to keen on the teeth marks on Li'l Morgan?
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#12461
August 07, 2008, 01:51:52 PM
Damn, he's John McCain's age.  What a pimp.

Munson

#12462
August 07, 2008, 07:30:58 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

PhillyPhreak54

#12463
August 07, 2008, 07:54:56 PM
So I'm coming back from the gym and I'm about to park in my spot and a little ankle-biting gay ass poodle runs out in front of me. I was about a foot away from crushing its skull. And the hillbilly chick from across the way yells "Hey Copenhagen get over here!"

A poodle.

Named Copenhagen.

Jesus.

phattymatty

#12464
August 07, 2008, 11:28:50 PM
definitely not safe for work, i learned this the hard way...

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