Around The NFL - 2008

[rjs246]

i would say that dude's life in the past couple of years gives him a pass

You're probably right, but you should shut up anyway.

[PhillyPhreak54]

FIGHT AROSE FROM LUCAS NOSE JOB?
Posted by Mike Florio on August 2, 2008, 4:09 p.m.

We're hearing via our network of sources that the fight between Steve Smith and Ken Lucas, which ended with Lucas getting a broken nose, arose from the perception or reality that Lucas has had one or more nose jobs.

Seriously.

As the rumor goes, some of the players make fun of Lucas for the perception or reality that he has undergone the procedure once or more in the past.  And, as the rumor goes, Lucas made a solid play on Smith not long before the fight happened.  And, as the rumor goes, those who make fun of Lucas for the perception or reality that he has gotten one or more nose jobs then started to make fun of Smith for being shown up by Lucas.  And, as the rumor goes, this prompted Smith to take out his frustrations on Lucas and/or his nose.

Again, this is all rumor.  However, a search of available photos suggests that, at some point between sitting for his 2005 head shot with the Panthers and his 2007 team head shot, something changed regarding Lucas' nose.  Here's the photographic evidence.

[rjs246]

Remember when the Panthers' cheerleaders were having lesbian sex in the restroom of a bar? That farging ruled.

[Geowhizzer]

Looks like he may have had a previously broken nose fixed.

[Diomedes]

let's see what he looks like today...who's got that pic?

[Feva]

Brandon Marshall suspended first 3 games of the season.

[SD_Eagle5]

link

NFL implements new fan code of conduct

Sporting News - RSS Feed
Posted: August 5, 2008

NEW YORK (AP) -- The NFL implemented a new code of fan conduct Tuesday, warning that spectators who misbehave will be ejected from stadiums and barred from coming back.

The policy, first recommended by commissioner Roger Goodell at league meetings in April, is aimed at conduct that the league said "detracts from the gameday experience."

It includes bans on:

-- Behavior that is unruly, disruptive, or illegal.

-- Drunkenness and signs of alcohol impairment that result in irresponsible behavior.

-- Foul or abusive language or obscene gestures.

-- Interference with the progress of the game, including throwing objects onto the field.

-- Failing to follow instructions of stadium personnel.

-- Verbal or physical harassment of fans from the opposing team.

"The in-stadium experience is critically important to the NFL, our clubs and our fans and it will be a major focus this season," Goodell said in a statement. "We are committed to improving the fan experience in every way we can -- from the time fans arrive in the parking lot to when they depart the stadium."

The league also left teams the option of adding additional provisions to the code based on local circumstances. It said the guidelines would be contained in mailings to fans and signs posted at stadiums.


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[PoopyfaceMcGee]

From what I've been told, those in SunMo's section will give this initiative a solid golf clap of approval.

[SD_Eagle5]

From what I've been told, those in SunMo's section will give this initiative a solid golf clap of approval.

Same as in rjs's section, except they'll be seated

[rjs246]

Same joke. Delivered terribly. Twice.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Your mom delivered terribly when she had you.

[rjs246]

F-

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I know you are, but what am I?


So, any news around the NFL that doesn't have to do with Favre?

[SD_Eagle5]

Same joke. Delivered terribly. Twice.

Penis envy

[rjs246]

Everyone's obsession with my dong is making me blush.