the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Diomedes]

Aha, the miracle of life.

[rjs246]

Heard that shtein on the local news this morning. Sluts.

[Sgt PSN]

See you at the airport, Rusty

[SD_Eagle5]

She knows and fully admits to me that sometimes she likes to fight when the time rolls around. So I dont indulge  her and give in to arguing. I just won't talk and that forces her to go steam by herself or fight with one of her friends or family members. It pisses her off that I wont argue back.

I just leave. I used to sit there and argue with her, I let her know if she couldn't control herself then I wasn't sitting there taking it. She'll usually call me once she settles down and things will somewhat go back to normal. And it's not so much when she's on the rag as it is the days leading up to it that she's nuts.

[Diomedes]

Let me just bust up this little PMS party by reminding you that women are farging nuts ALL THE TIME.

[rjs246]

See you at the airport, Rusty

I'm organizing a shuttle between the high school and the airport as we speak.

[MDS]

Woaa save a spot on the Statutory Rape Bus for me.

[Father Demon]

I don't think it's statutory rape if they want to get pregnant.  I think that's a loophole.

[Diomedes]

there's also the freedom of religion loophole

works for FLDS, why not catholics?

[mussa]

for my ex it was the week leading up to her actual pms week. the week before she was a total bitch. the week of she was perfect, minus the ummm stuff of course.

[Wingspan]

The week before is PMS. heh.

[phattymatty]

you guys are like scientists or something. 

[Seabiscuit36]

it happens...gargle some listerine and get back out there

MONSTER RAIN

[Father Demon]

see, it stands for PRE menstrual cycle. 

You guys kill me.  Does someone have to spell it out for you?  They are called bitches not because they are related to our canine friends, but because they incessantly and continuously BITCH about everything.  It's a little known fact that the term bitches for women originally started as a verb long before it became used as a noun. 

In fact, early Americans used it to describe adult women over young women, as in "Bring thou ye finest bitch whilst hither."  In even earlier times, around the original settling period of the Pilgrims, the term was used as a warning about which ladies should stay away from the forest, where the wild animals lived.  Knowing that women who were pre-menstrual were nastier in attitude, they early settlers kept the mean ones away from the animals that could pick up on the scent of the pending blood flow.  Common phrases were uttered such as "Ye woman doth whine and bitch. Keepest her flowing fluids awayst from ye tree-lineth field, else she sooneth be wolf nourishment."

True story.

[Diomedes]

it's a good thing we have old people to remind us whence we come