2008 Point & Laugh at the skins thread

Started by PoopyfaceMcGee, January 08, 2008, 09:54:58 AM

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MDS

Another person who is a Skins fans a Mets fan. What the hell is wrong with this country?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

shorebird

Somebody must have stole his brain when he wasn't looking.

PhillyPhreak54

QuoteLast night, it was cold in my room, so I woke up to put on my taterskins flannel pants.

This morning, it was still cold, so I put on my taterskins sweatshirt and headed downstairs.

After grabbing my taterskins glass, I sat down for breakfast, flipping through the Post to see what was going on with our boys while going to the NFL Network to see if they were showing anything on them.

I realized that I left my phone upstairs (How can a 23-year-old live without his phone?!), so I sprinted upstairs to get it. It was on my desk next to my computer monitor, with Sean Taylor as its background and ES on the Vista taskbar.

I opened it up and had two texts (No, they were NOT from my mom), so I read them, cleared them, and I saw a picture of Fed Ex from my seats up in 402 taken on November 5, 2006 (Hand of God game).

I headed back downstairs to finish up breakfast, and then I went to shower to get ready for the day. Afterwards, I picked out what I was going to wear based on, as always, whatever taterskins hat I was going to wear (Retro script R today) and headed out to get some packing taken out of where my wisdom teeth were last week.

I go out of my house and lock the door using my taterskins key. I head to my car with the taterskins license plate frame and Sean Taylor magnet ribbon on the back, and I get inside. The Sun wasn't out, but it was bright, so I instinctively pulled down the visor which had a taterskins CD holder attachment that matched the dangling Indian head logo air freshener (which hadn't worked in about a year).

I drove to my oral surgeon, and when the receptionist put me in the chair, I saw a picture of the surgeon's kid with Tiki Barber. I cringed. The doctor came in and said, "Why the hell are you wearing that hat in here? To piss me off?" "Nah," I replied, "I just wanted to remind you of the winner of our last game." He laughed, pulled out the packing, and I was on my way home.

I came home, talked some trash to my friends who are Ravens fans ("Dude, I don't care WHAT you have to say. You lost to the DOLPHINS. Check effing mate.") and made a few posts on here. I had to do some laundry, so I organized all 16 of my hats and put away my four jerseys (Taylor/Taylor Pro Bowl/Landry/Moss).

Now, I'm killing time until I can go out and meet this girl who I started talking to and find a balance between being a good date (I mean, it is a date, right?) and being a good taterskins fan (she's from Jersey, so she likes the Giants) all while being in the middle of Ravens country in Towson.

That's just one day of how the taterskins affect my day to day life. What about you?

MadMarchHare

Anyone but Reid.

SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Rome

I read things like that and I'm convinced that humanity is worth saving.

phattymatty

I have a nice taterskins belt that I can lend that guy to hang himself.

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

methdeez

Pretty sure Bin Laden is a big Dallas fan.
He loves the pagentry.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: phattymatty on June 08, 2008, 09:53:08 AM
I have a nice taterskins belt

Just to be clear... Do you already have one, or would you be willing to buy one?

Munson

They actually refer to one of the taterskins games as the "Hand of God" game?
Wow.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

Seabiscuit36

"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Phanatic

From Wikipedia

Quotein Football (American), the "Hand of God" game occurred when the Washington taterskins defeated the Dallas Cowboys in 2006 by blocking a last second field goal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_of_God
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phattymatty


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