The Eagles Offseason Thread(all aboard the Brian Finneran bandwagon)

[NGM]

Too bad the Lions will tag him and it will still cost the Eagles just as much to pry him away from them. 

  I guess my vicious hangover is no excuse for being a retard. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The Lions won't tag Roy Williams when Calvin Johnson breaks out this year.

Of course, the Eagles won't want Roy when he's a #2 either.

[Munson]

Are you kidding? They live for signing #2 WR's.

[BigEd76]

Joe Horn wants out of Atlanta

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Joe Horn should be Eight Belled before another team actually signs him.

[DH]

Ha, I used that term about a guy I work with a few days ago.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Eagles Add 3 Rookie Free Agents
May 14, 2008 | Last Updated: 5/14/08 9:53 AM ET | Comments (0)


The Eagles added three more rookies free agents to their roster on Wednesday, signing quarterback Casey Hansen and linebackers Gary Butler and Mark Staffieri.

The 6-foot-6, 220-pound Hansen threw for 4,277 yards and 19 touchdowns during his two-year career at Norfolk State, where he led the MEAC in 2006 with 2,166 yards. He was a second-team All-Foothill Conference performer as a sophomore in 2005 at Chaffey Junior College in Rancho Cucamongo, CA, after transferring from Colorado State.

The 6-foot-1, 235-pound Butler registered 69 tackles, 12 sacks, and 4 forced fumbles in his senior season at California (PA), earning PSAC West Defensive Player of the Year honors and leading the Vulcans to a 13-1 record.

The 6-foot-3, 232-pound Staffieri recorded 54 tackles and one sack during his senior season at BYU and finished his four-year career with the Cougars with 132 tackles and two sacks.

[Diomedes]

a mormon udfa linebacker...great

[Phanatic]

...but does he have magic underpants?

[MadMarchHare]

How magical can they be?  They can't even press themselves.

[Diomedes]

those are not mormon models...mormons are all fat

[Phanatic]

The Penis pocket baffles me...

[Father Demon]

It's simple, really.

First insert, THEN jiggle it.

[PhillyPhreak54]

[ice grillin you]

leons getting larrrrrrrrrrrger