the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Seabiscuit36]

i just called them, farging ridiculous its 5 bucks for that shtein.  Im just going to keep blasting this guy when he calls

[Seabiscuit36]

what doesn't cost anything is asking your friend sunmo to fix a problem

drive over to York and take care of my problem

[Wingspan]

i just called them, farging ridiculous its 5 bucks for that shtein.  Im just going to keep blasting this guy when he calls

If you pay to block the phone, your phone number will have one of these next to it:

[Rome]

dude - it's five bucks.  just spend the money and end the problem.

[Seabiscuit36]

i just called them, farging ridiculous its 5 bucks for that shtein.  Im just going to keep blasting this guy when he calls

If you pay to block the phone, your phone number will have one of these next to it:

lol

[SD_Eagle5]

i just called them, farging ridiculous its 5 bucks for that shtein.  Im just going to keep blasting this guy when he calls

I had the same problem 2 years ago. I still have my San Diego # and kept getting calls from some guy and his girlfriend about money or something I supposedly owed them. I kept telling them they had the wrong # but sure enough they'd keep calling - sometimes at 2 AM. Finally they called one night and I told them I was going to trace their # to their address and beat the shtein out of them and that his funhole girlfriend was going to get a baseball bat across her farging mouth. problem solved.

[Susquehanna Birder]

SD, that's something like I experienced. I had a different # and my previous house, and I would get calls looking for somebody - with the same name - who owns a local auto body shop. Apparently the guy was stiffing both customers and vendors, and many of them were convinced that I was that guy. Some of them could not be persuaded otherwise. A couple of times I thought the yahoos would come to my house.

When I bought a new house, out of the blue, the real estate attorneys presented me with a form to sign, afforming that I wasn't this guy. Same first and last name...but different middle initial. I signed it, and when I moved, I changed my # and made sure it was unlisted.

[Rome]

You Might Be A Star Wars Redneck If...

- Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.

- You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

- You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.

- At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored

- There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder

- You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder

- You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok

- You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks

- You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.

- You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.

- The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.

- Wookies are offended by your B.O.

just awful but that's why it's random and not worthy of a new thread.

[Father Demon]

Priest goes up, doesn't come down (yet)

Takes off with a bazillion party balloons, and ends up missing.

[SD_Eagle5]

SD, that's something like I experienced. I had a different # and my previous house, and I would get calls looking for somebody - with the same name - who owns a local auto body shop. Apparently the guy was stiffing both customers and vendors, and many of them were convinced that I was that guy. Some of them could not be persuaded otherwise. A couple of times I thought the yahoos would come to my house.

When I bought a new house, out of the blue, the real estate attorneys presented me with a form to sign, afforming that I wasn't this guy. Same first and last name...but different middle initial. I signed it, and when I moved, I changed my # and made sure it was unlisted.

Everytime these fargs would call they'd say 'Heeeyyyy Bro....where the fargs our money?' like they knew me and were surprised I would answer my phone and they had caught me or some shtein. It was actually 3 different people, a guy, I assume his partner, and the guys bitch g/f. They had a foreign accent. I'd think what happened to you was happening to me except the only people in America who have my last name are relatives and none of them are in San Diego. I think what happened was they got stiffed for something and the guy just gave them some random # which happened to be mine.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Then there's no problem with you coming back with something like, "Well why don't you come on down and collect from me, jackass!"

[Seabiscuit36]

i have an old nextel # and i always get calls from brothas and sistas.  Luckily that usually happens when im awake and i can blast away

[Dillen]

Here's something somewhat like this topic: A friend of mine has my phone number. I only know him through association but we're friends in that way. He always text messages me about some random shtein that I always go along with because apparently he thinks I'm someone else. I always bring it up in subtle ways when we talk but he doesn't ever get it. It's hilarious.

[Seabiscuit36]

haha, i love when people you work with get your name wrong on a consistent basis

[Sgt PSN]

Kind of like when I spent half a weekend calling Havas, Travis.