the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

I like tomboys. Danica Patrick is just beat up from the feet up.

[Sgt PSN]

she's bangable but the whole tomboy thing is a turn off for me.

That was the point.  She wouldn't stand out from the women at any local bar or club, but she's not unattractive by any means.  She just isn't super hot.  

[Yeti]

Anybody need a good worker?  I am moving back to the Philadelphia Doylestown area and I need me a job.

Oh yeah, if Danica Patrick was at a local bar you guys would be falling all over yourselves to get her attention.

[SD_Eagle5]

post your resume

[Sgt PSN]

Coming back to civilization, eh?  When's the move taking place?  

I need me a job.

You can start by fixing up my Willys. 

[Yeti]

Deal.  You can pay me in beer.

[ice grillin you]

Anybody need a good worker? 

lol

[Yeti]

post your resume

85-95 Graphic Artist promoted to production manager promoted to art director for local Bucks County paper
95-05 Mill operator promoted to leadman promoted to purchaser promoted to production manager for international chemical company
05-08 bum

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You sound like a perfect candidate to work for the Federal government.

[ice grillin you]

post your resume

85-95 Graphic Artist promoted to production manager promoted to art director for local Bucks County paper
95-05 Mill operator promoted to leadman promoted to purchaser promoted to production manager for international chemical company
05-08 bum

my summerhome is in upstate ny and the town its in is basically a mill town (international paper)...one where if the mill closed the town would cease to exist...it barely exists as is...anyway when the wind is right an ungodly smell over takes you to the point of losing conciousness...luckily it doesnt happen often but i always wondered if that smell actully is in the mill itself or is it just given out into the air via the smoke stacks...because theres no possible way you could work 60 hrs a week in that enviroment

[Yeti]

It smells that bad inside.  You grow used to it after the first paycheck.

[SD_Eagle5]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04192008/news/regionalnews/kinky_news_networkcnns_quest_a_very_knot_107174.htm

KINKY NEWS NETWORK
CNN'S QUEST A VERY 'KNOTTY' BOY
By DAREH GREGORIAN and PHILIP MESSING
TYING ONE ON: CNN broadcaster Richard Quest was busted in the wee hours in Central Park yesterday with a rope tied to his neck and genitals. "I've got some meth in my pocket," he helpfully told the arresting officer.     
April 19, 2008 --

This is CNN? Kinky!

CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said. Quest, 46, was arrested at around 3:40 a.m. after a cop spotted him and another man inside the park near 64th Street, a police source said.

The criminal complaint against Quest said the park was closed at the time - something Quest should have known because of all the signs saying "Park Closed 1 a.m. to 6 a.m."

Quest was initially busted for loitering, the source said. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot, and a small bag of methamphetamine in his left jacket pocket.

It wasn't immediately clear what the rope was for.

The criminal complaint says the officer at the scene was able to ID the drug because of "his prior experience as a police officer in drug arrests, observation of packaging which is characteristic of this type of drug, and defendant's statements that . . . 'I've got some meth in my pocket.' "

He was charged with loitering and criminal possession of a controlled substance. His unusual get-up didn't lead to a lewdness charge because he wasn't exposing himself, the police source said.

Quest's unidentified companion was given a summons for not carrying any identification, the source said.

Quest's lawyer, Alan Abramson, had a much more innocuous version of events.

"Mr. Quest didn't realize that the park had a curfew," Abramson said. He was simply "returning to his hotel with friends."

At a hearing in Manhattan Criminal Court, Quest agreed to undergo six months of drug counseling in return for an "adjournment in contemplation of dismissal," which means the misdemeanor charges against him will be dropped and the case sealed if he stays out of trouble and completes his drug program.

He was released with no bail after spending most of the day behind bars.

Abramson predicted after the hearing that "the case will be dismissed." He declined to answer questions.

Quest, known for his hollering antics and stunts on the cable news network and its international counterpart, declined comment, as did a CNN spokeswoman.

On his official CNN bio, the network calls him "one of the most instantly recognizable members of the CNN team."

"He has become one of the network's highest profile presenters," and his "dynamic and distinctive style has made him a unique figure in the field of business and news broadcasting," the network's Web site says.

He was reportedly once offered a position for the English-language version of the controversial Al Jazeera network, but said he turned it down because being gay and Jewish, he didn't think it would be a good fit.

His name is Dick Quest...so nothing really more needs to be said

[Susquehanna Birder]

I don't think I would hire anybody who winters in New England.

[Sgt PSN]

The criminal complaint says the officer at the scene was able to ID the drug because of "his prior experience as a police officer in drug arrests, observation of packaging which is characteristic of this type of drug, and defendant's statements that . . . 'I've got some meth in my pocket.' "

ha!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

It smells like Sarge had something to do with this:

more convicts in the Marines!
more ladies in the Marines!