Thread for Hippos to mock Penn State

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Hahaha.  RRod should be next to Joe with a pile of cash, but still funny.

[MDS]

That happens every game.  The drum major also does a forward flip, and it's a big deal whether or not he lands on his feet.

What of it?  Are you going to write another article about it for the metro that isn't even published online?

its a silly looking picture and no, im not a slave/intern there anymore.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Are your writings for less illustrious publications now being ignored, then?

[MDS]

they always were. im an editor at my school paper now, even though im awful and know nothing about the grammersss.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Maybe you should change your life goals.  Go to PSU for grad school, start as a low-level cheerleader, then maybe the mike man ("I say JoePA, you say TERNO... JoePA!"), then eventually you'll be saluting the drum major as the Nittany Lion.

It couldn't go much worse than your journalism exploits, right?

[MDS]

no i could always move to price georges county and work for the government.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You are not a gawd.

[phattymatty]

holla

http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2008/04/02/basketball_player_to_be_charge.aspx

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Pringle can't even get an assist at the library.

[phattymatty]

it's a sad, sad day for penn state...


http://live.psu.edu/story/29831?nw=5

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

it's a sad, sad day for penn state...


http://live.psu.edu/story/29831?nw=5

Dude.  That farging sucks.

[phattymatty]

i can not imagine how many of them i ate while i was there. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I was only on the meal plan Freshman year in East halls.  So, a conservative estimate for 2 semesters of consumption would be 125-150.

[ice grillin you]

ha

Penn State Police confirmed today that they have filed charges against Nittany Lions basketball player Stanley Pringle in an incident involving public masturbation that occurred last Thursday in Pattee Library.

Police said Pringle, the team's point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating. Police have filed charges of public lewdness and disorderly conduct against him in connection to the incident, but Centre County District Judge Jonathan Grine, who is out of the office, was unable to sign the criminal complaint as of 2 p.m. today. Without the signed complaint, Pringle cannot be formally arrested.

Sports Information Director Brian Siegrist confirmed that charges were filed against Pringle yesterday, but denied Pringle's involvement in the masturbation incident. Siegrist said Pringle's status with the basketball team remains unchanged.

A similar incident occurred on March 21 on the second-floor landing of McElwain Hall's main stairwell between 8 and 8:15 p.m, when police said a man entered the building behind the woman and followed her to the stairwell landing where he began to masturbate. A similar description of the man was given in both incidents, police said. No charges have been filed for the McElwain Hall incident.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

6 posts above that.  SIX.