March Babeness - Abs Bracket

Started by Father Demon, March 31, 2008, 11:19:24 AM

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Father Demon

March 31, 2008, 11:19:24 AM
This bracket is sick.  Twisted.  All-too-unfair.  But, it's the way the rankings worked out, and not everyone can be a princess, sweetheart.

I wish I could watch IGY's head explode at the 4 - 13 match-up.  It wasn't intentional, but it sure is damn funny.

Voting ends Thursday.

1. Jessica Alba (US actress)

16. Cristina Scabbia (Irish Goth Singer)


8. catherine bell (US actress)

9. Jessica Simpson (US singer)


5. Jenna Haze (US porn star)

12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)


4. halle berry (US actress)

13. Erin Andrews (Sports reporter)


6. scarlett johansson (US actress)

11. christina ricci (US actress)


3. Alyson Hannigan (US actress)

14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)


7. Beyonce (US singer)

10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress)


2. Jessica Biel (US actress)

15. Isla Fisher (Australian actress)



Easy-Read:
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
16. Cristina Scabbia (Irish Goth Singer)

8. catherine bell (US actress)
9. Jessica Simpson (US singer)

5. Jenna Haze (US porn star)
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)

4. halle berry (US actress)
13. Erin Andrews (Sports reporter)

6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
11. christina ricci (US actress)

3. Alyson Hannigan (US actress)
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)

7. Beyonce (US singer)
10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress)

2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
15. Isla Fisher (Australian actress)
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

MDS

#1
March 31, 2008, 11:24:02 AM
1. Jessica Alba (US actress) obviously
8. catherine bell (US actress) farg tony romo
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress) that scene in american pie gave me on of my first intentional movie boners
13. Erin Andrews (Sports reporter) unforgiving that wifey goes up against halle, but she is wifey
6. scarlett johansson (US actress) a 6 seed? really?
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl) hannigan looks like a sock. this girl just has giant tits.
10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress) tits
2. Jessica Biel (US actress) ass
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

#2
March 31, 2008, 11:25:08 AM
1. Jessica Alba

8. catherine bell

5. Jenna Haze

4. halle berry

6. scarlett johansson

14. Keeley Hazell

10. Monica Bellucci

15. Isla Fisher (I love Jessica Beil. But not as much as I love this chick. No idea why. zesty matchup.)
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Phanatic

#3
March 31, 2008, 11:25:42 AM
Easy-Read:
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
16. Cristina Scabbia (Irish Goth Singer)

8. catherine bell (US actress)
9. Jessica Simpson (US singer)

5. Jenna Haze (US porn star)
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)

4. halle berry (US actress)
13. Erin Andrews (Sports reporter)

6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
11. christina ricci (US actress)

3. Alyson Hannigan (US actress) - I'm not one to complain because of all the fine work that has gone into this but really?
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)

7. Beyonce (US singer)
10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress)

2. Jessica Biel (US actress)    This matchup sucked...
15. Isla Fisher (Australian actress)
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rjs246

#4
March 31, 2008, 11:26:47 AM
Clearly you people have never seen Jenna Haze's work.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Phanatic

#5
March 31, 2008, 11:28:19 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 31, 2008, 11:26:47 AM
Clearly you people have never seen Jenna Haze's work.

No I haven't. Had to pick based on the pictures provided.
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Rome

#6
March 31, 2008, 11:29:37 AM
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
16. Cristina Scabbia (Irish Goth Singer)

8. catherine bell (US actress)
9. Jessica Simpson (US singer)

5. Jenna Haze (US porn star)
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)

4. halle berry (US actress)
13. Erin Andrews (Sports reporter)

6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
11. christina ricci (US actress)

3. Alyson Hannigan (US actress)
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)

7. Beyonce (US singer)
10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress)

2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
15. Isla Fisher (Australian actress)

Father Demon

#7
March 31, 2008, 11:30:19 AM
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)

8. catherine bell (US actress)

12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)

4. halle berry (US actress)

6. scarlett johansson (US actress)

14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)

7. Beyonce (US singer)

2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Seabiscuit36

#8
March 31, 2008, 11:31:43 AM
Phanatic, your really missing out then
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

reese125

#9
March 31, 2008, 11:33:46 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 31, 2008, 11:26:47 AM
Clearly you people have never seen Jenna Haze's work.

Haze is beat and whines when she gets farged...not to mention not a lick of tit on her. Nothing is more annoying then a squeaky voice in the sac..especially 30 minutes straight of it

Drunkmasterflex

#10
March 31, 2008, 12:02:04 PM
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)

8. catherine bell (US actress)

5. Jenna Haze (US porn star)

4. halle berry (US actress)

6. scarlett johansson (US actress)

14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)

7. Beyonce (US singer)

2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
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hunt

#11
March 31, 2008, 12:14:58 PM
16. Cristina Scabbia (Irish Goth Singer)

9. Jessica Simpson (US singer)

12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)

4. halle berry (US actress)

6. scarlett johansson (US actress)

3. Alyson Hannigan (US actress)

10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress)

2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
lemonade was a popular drink and it still is

rjs246

#12
March 31, 2008, 12:26:01 PM
Quote from: reese125 on March 31, 2008, 11:33:46 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 31, 2008, 11:26:47 AM
Clearly you people have never seen Jenna Haze's work.

Haze is beat and whines when she gets farged...not to mention not a lick of tit on her. Nothing is more annoying then a squeaky voice in the sac..especially 30 minutes straight of it

You, my friend, do not have a penis.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

reese125

#13
March 31, 2008, 12:31:08 PM
there are way more pornstars that top that screaching idiot with way more sexiness, ass and tit..but do what you gotta do

Im surprised your waving the pom poms on her being the Dirk Diggler you are stud

rjs246

#14
March 31, 2008, 12:32:48 PM
Stop talking about my member. Freak.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.
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