The Eagles Offseason Thread(all aboard the Brian Finneran bandwagon)

[PhillyGirl]

I want Fitz. First choice, hands down.

GET. IT. DONE.

[The BIGSTUD]

I'd be ecstatic for both. I'm just saying I'd prefer Roy.... and slightly. Both are damn good WRs.

[hbionic]

Who cares! At this point I'd take Michael farging Irving!





....uhh....did I just say what I think I said? 

[PhillyGirl]

Is that a cross between Michael Irvin and Julius Erving?


IN.

(edited because I'm apparently as dumb as bionic)

[reese125]

Not quite sure where the talk is about Roy Williams having more big play ability than Fitzgerald. Both Fitz and Williams have a career 1yd difference (3.3/4.3) in YAC's. with the edge to Roy.

Big play ability to me is the ability to catch first downs and move the chains, as well as TD's. If you want to compare the two career wise, Fitz has 60 more first downs and 6 more TD's than Williams. I love them both, but I think the big play thing is overinflated on Williams because of the 91 yder on the Eagles.

Fitz is better imo, but to each his own

[hbionic]

Is that a cross between Michael Irvin and Julius Irving?


IN.

If he can be a consistent #1, then yes. Please.

[ice grillin you]

yeah Fitz is slow...... I see your point...and with the Eagles being broke and all I mean..

he actually is pretty slow for a wr...but makes up for it with fantastic hands and excellent size...and he is owed 17 million dollars this year!!...meaning the starting point for a re-negotiation would begin at 17 mil vs other players like a roy who isnt guaranteed anywhere close to 17 million for the rest of his career

other than all that tho youre as usual right on point

[Beermonkey]

When I first read the story, it was like rubbing an intense one out to some hardcore internet porn, then having the screensaver my kid made saying "I love You Daddy" pop up and ruin the moment.

It all depends...is your kid into harcore porn?

It would be like you masturbating to a picture series of a hot latino girl stripping, when you get to the last few pics and she lets her penis go from it's tucked position, thereby shocking you because it's not as long as you thought it would be.

[methdeez]

Is that a cross between Michael Irvin and Julius Irving?


IN.

We should approach them about cross breeding a super-human.

[Rome]

They both have bastich children so...

[hbionic]

It would be like you masturbating to a picture series of a hot latino girl stripping, when you get to the last few pics and she lets her penis go from it's tucked position, thereby shocking you because it's not as long as you thought it would be.

Yeah, but was it thick though?

[Wingspan]

Big play ability to me is the ability to catch first downs and move the chains, as well as TD's.

So you're saying that first downs and touchdowns are big plays? Thanks for that.

[PhillyGirl]

ok, seriously...enough.

Keep it on topic here. Take the jerking off crap back to the EMB.

[Beermonkey]

It would be like you masturbating to a picture series of a hot latino girl stripping, when you get to the last few pics and she lets her penis go from it's tucked position, thereby shocking you because it's not as long as you thought it would be.

Yeah, but was it thick though?

Yes, uncut and like a Coke can, giving it the appearance of the end of a baseball bat with a tan gnome hat on it.

[reese125]

Big play ability to me is the ability to catch first downs and move the chains, as well as TD's.

So you're saying that first downs and touchdowns are big plays? Thanks for that.

IGY and Cole were saying that Williams has more big play ability because of YAC's. What part didnt you get in my comparison, or are you just hoppin on to hop on