*** Official *** Jessica Alba Appreciation Thread

[rjs246]

I thought this was sort of entertaining...

[Rome]

What is that skinny, sunburned, pigskinned whore Lindsey Lohan doing in my Jessica Alba thread?

[Seabiscuit36]

im pretty sure i could fit a baseball bat into the girl on the right

[rjs246]

im pretty sure i could fit a baseball bat into the girl on the right

Eva Longoria? Maybe, but only in the ass.

[mussa]

no ass, no thanks

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jessica-alba/jessica-alba-is-scary-003265

[ice grillin you]

[Rome]

Even infected with that queer's seed she's still insanely gorgeous.

[Sgt PSN]

True.  Cameron Diaz on the other hand, has gone to complete shtein over the years. 



I mean, come on!  She's got back fat overlapping the back of her dress that look bigger than her titties in the front.  Not to mention that she looks like she did her hair in the car on her way to the show and forgot her makeup.

Remember her in The Mask?  Holy hell she was farging fine.  Then she lost a shtein load of weight and now she looks like crap. 

[Rome]

You should be castrated for befouling my Jessica thread with a photo of that skieve whore Cameron Diaz.

[Sgt PSN]

I didn't post it.  IGY did.  I just stoled it. 

[ice grillin you]

you should be castrated for looking at fat back instead of milky titties

[Rome]

Hahaha.

[Sgt PSN]

1. Using your Covert Sniper Rifle you hit IGY and Rome doing 3681 damage (-3431)

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Even my wife was disgusted by Cameron's downfall.

But let's talk about Jessica and her commitment to breastfeeding.