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Diomedes

#9225
February 04, 2008, 06:48:21 PM
re:  PPinDC's encounter with the jesus cultist...

you're going to hell for that, and so is your snowflake babychild

now get yourself to church, heathen
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Dillen

#9226
February 04, 2008, 06:54:16 PM
Something like that happened to me once, someone walked up to me at the beach. It was funny because halfway through his talk I realized he had graduated from my same high school 2 years before I did.

Rome

#9227
February 04, 2008, 07:05:24 PM
When I first started in the appraisal game I rode around with other appraisers from the bank to learn the profession.  One of them was a Jesus freak and he proselytized to me for about 2 hours going from place to place.  I didn't say anything but "uh huh", "yes" and "interesting" most of the time.  Anyway, I got back to the office and went directly into the chief appraiser's office to complain. 

The gist of what happened to the guy is he was given a choice: either quit his sermonizing or he'd be fired.  He actually quit on the spot because his "job" wasn't as important as his spreading the word to anyone who had the misfortune of meeting him.   Evidently he had done similar things to other employees but no one ever complained because they were afraid to lose their jobs over it.

Ironically, I got his company car and was hired to take his place on the staff.

Diomedes

#9228
February 04, 2008, 07:21:07 PM
hottest chick on tv right now...Jeopardy Jennah.


hommina hommina

will send money for video of her getting off on me titty farging her
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee

#9229
February 04, 2008, 07:27:32 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 04, 2008, 07:21:07 PM
hottest chick on tv right now...Jeopardy Jennah.


hommina hommina

will send money for video of her getting off on me titty farging her

Hell yes.  The teeth are a little horsey, but those tits are seriously something special... and she loves to bounce them.  What a slut.

SunMo

#9230
February 04, 2008, 07:30:03 PM
little hippy as well, nicely done overall for Jeopardy
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#9231
February 04, 2008, 07:33:14 PM

PhillyPhanInDC

#9232
February 04, 2008, 07:35:16 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 04, 2008, 07:21:07 PM
hottest chick on tv right now...Jeopardy Jennah.


hommina hommina

will send money for video of her getting off on me titty farging her

For realz?
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

PhillyPhanInDC

#9233
February 04, 2008, 07:42:40 PM
Just switched to Jeopardy. Not bad, but not hottest chick material. Nice titties though.


Who the farg was that queen from the Unicef block? Now that was smokin'. I'd stick it right in her royal pooper, and give her three seconds of furious love.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Susquehanna Birder

#9234
February 04, 2008, 07:52:08 PM
Haha...I was just admiring her before I opened this thread. Good call, Dio.

Geowhizzer

#9235
February 04, 2008, 08:22:04 PM
Dang, were we all watching Jeopardy tonight?  She was quite attractive.

Down here Wheel of Fortune is on before Jeopardy, and there was another attractive, well-endowed woman.  First time I've paid attention to that show in a decade.

Seabiscuit36

#9236
February 04, 2008, 08:44:17 PM
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Seabiscuit36

#9237
February 04, 2008, 08:47:05 PM
my brother brought back an old game.  When watching American Gladiator, you need to take a shot or drink a whole beer every time Hulk says "Brotherrr".  So far tonight i've been watching 20 minutes and he's said it 9 times. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#9238
February 04, 2008, 10:22:38 PM
she was on last night too and looked better.

the chick on Wheel tonight wasn't bad either...
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Feva

#9239
February 05, 2008, 04:51:18 AM
... and here I was thinking that I was the only old fart who watched Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy.  Who knew?
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews
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