the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Seabiscuit36]

http://www.philly.com/philly/gallery/More_Wing_Bowl_16_.html

[Susquehanna Birder]

I'll drive plow truck for fun.  Those trucks are bad ass.  Got any female drivers?  I love a woman drives a big truck.

[Rome]

I almost got into a brawl with a security guard at a snooty condo down here this morning.

Evidently I parked in the wrong spot in the parking garage and the guard noticed it and came running at me yelling me to move.  I had just gotten out of my car and saw some stranger charging at me so naturally I raised my 165 foot fiberglass measuring tape to beat his ass with.  Perfectly reasonable reaction, right?

Anyway, I was told to park anywhere between spaces 56-79, so I parked in #79 which was the closest to the entry to the condo.  This douchebag is screaming at me to park in the spot directly next to it (#78).  I asked him what the farg was the difference and why the hell was he acting like a farging lunatic?  He didn't answer, just ORDERED me to pull my car over 10 feet.  I started to get back into the car when he turned away and mumbled "icehole".  Wrong move.  I got out of the car and said, who the farg are you calling an icehole?  Just as things were starting to get testy the developer came running up and started reaming the guard out for acting like a psycho.  The entire thing was caught on video and as a result the guard was fired on the spot.

The developer told him that if he was going to treat a peon like me like that, there's no way they could trust having him around the condo owners.  So they shtein-canned him right then and there. 

Barney Fife started to walk away and I go, "yo... have a nice day", which he then replied "farg you!"   


I love my job.

[hbionic]

I almost got into a brawl with a security guard at a snooty condo down here this morning.

Evidently I parked in the wrong spot in the parking garage and the guard noticed it and came running at me yelling me to move.  I had just gotten out of my car and saw some stranger charging at me so naturally I raised my 165 foot fiberglass measuring tape to beat his ass with.  Perfectly reasonable reaction, right?

Anyway, I was told to park anywhere between spaces 56-79, so I parked in #79 which was the closest to the entry to the condo.  This douchebag is screaming at me to park in the spot directly next to it (#78).  I asked him what the farg was the difference and why the hell was he acting like a farging lunatic?  He didn't answer, just ORDERED me to pull my car over 10 feet.  I started to get back into the car when he turned away and mumbled "icehole".  Wrong move.  I got out of the car and said, who the farg are you calling an icehole?  Just as things were starting to get testy the developer came running up and started reaming the guard out for acting like a psycho.  The entire thing was caught on video and as a result the guard was fired on the spot.

The developer told him that if he was going to treat a peon like me like that, there's no way they could trust having him around the condo owners.  So they shtein-canned him right then and there. 

Barney Fife started to walk away and I go, "yo... have a nice day", which he then replied "farg you!"   

That story would be more awesomer if that farg was a Giants or Cowboys fan.


Sweet!


I love my job.

[SunMo]

The developer told him that if he was going to treat a peon like me like that, 

you didn't respond to that?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The developer told him that if he was going to treat a peon like me like that, 

you didn't respond to that?

Seriously.... and he threatened the rent-a-cop with high-end measuring tape.  I don't think there are any winners in this story.

[ice grillin you]

I almost got into a brawl with a security guard at a snooty condo down here this morning.

Evidently I parked in the wrong spot in the parking garage and the guard noticed it and came running at me yelling me to move.  I had just gotten out of my car and saw some stranger charging at me so naturally I raised my 165 foot fiberglass measuring tape to beat his ass with.  Perfectly reasonable reaction, right?

Anyway, I was told to park anywhere between spaces 56-79, so I parked in #79 which was the closest to the entry to the condo.  This douchebag is screaming at me to park in the spot directly next to it (#78).  I asked him what the farg was the difference and why the hell was he acting like a farging lunatic?  He didn't answer, just ORDERED me to pull my car over 10 feet.  I started to get back into the car when he turned away and mumbled "icehole".  Wrong move.  I got out of the car and said, who the farg are you calling an icehole?  Just as things were starting to get testy the developer came running up and started reaming the guard out for acting like a psycho.  The entire thing was caught on video and as a result the guard was fired on the spot.

The developer told him that if he was going to treat a peon like me like that, there's no way they could trust having him around the condo owners.  So they shtein-canned him right then and there. 

Barney Fife started to walk away and I go, "yo... have a nice day", which he then replied "farg you!"   


I love my job.

this would have been a funny thread

[Feva]

You can call me a peon... but don't you dare call me an icehole!

[SunMo]

if i'm the guard, and i already lost my job, why the farg am i not beating that ass?

[Wingspan]

I think this story has about 25% truth in it.

[ice grillin you]

if i'm the guard, and i already lost my job, why the farg am i not beating that ass?

cause rome is cock deezal?

[Feva]

if i'm the guard, and i already lost my job, why the farg am i not beating that ass?

cause rome is cock deezal?

No... cuz Rome has measuring tape.

[ice grillin you]

good thing he had his 165 ft roll..if he had only brought the 110 johnson it would have been ON!!!

[Rome]

He didn't actually refer to me as a peon.  He said "if you're going to treat him like that there's no way I'll allow you around the condo owners."

The meaning was clear, though.

That's why I said "snooty" at the beginning.  Everyone from the developer down to the guy picking up dirty coffee cups on the site are douchebags.  It's amazing how poorly we get treated considering the place is less than 1/2 sold out and the real estate market is in a full-blown depression right now.

[SunMo]

rome...you need to go back to that place and start lighting some fires