Anyone seen a good movie lately?

Started by henchmanUK, December 09, 2004, 11:44:05 AM

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Rome

"Dont Be A Menace..." is also a classic.  Hilarious from start to finish.

Sgt PSN

Not sure if "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka" is considered a parody or not.  But it's still hysterical as well. 

Susquehanna Birder

Quote from: ice grillin you on January 28, 2008, 12:02:18 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 28, 2008, 11:58:22 AM
Rutger Hauer is the baddest motherfarger ever.  He was scarier than hell in the original Hitcher.

5/5 for that movie.

Never saw the remake.  No reason to, really.



on point

rutger hauer was javier bardem before javier bardem

I've avoided the remake to that one, too, IGY. Hauer was excellent there, and the story was pretty good. I found myself yelling at the kid to shoot Hauer...and I never  yell at people on the screen.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 28, 2008, 12:31:53 PM
There's a few more that I think are hilarious:

Scary Movie (the first one)
Not Another Teen Movie
Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 28, 2008, 12:54:19 PM
"Dont Be A Menace..." is also a classic.  Hilarious from start to finish.

"Don't Be A Menace" is one of my favorites.  Unfortunately, it made the Wayans guys make other stuff like "White Chicks" and "Little Man".

Another to throw into the ring is "Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad".

ice grillin you

lol @ little man....so horrifically bad its actually kinda good...

i seriously lol if i just think about that little guy in diapers
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MDS

Spoof movies start and end with Airplane. The Naked Guns were solid, but other than that it's just the same movie with recycled jokes.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Speaking of which, I caught about 45 minutes of "Death Race 2000" over the weekend and can't wait to watch the whole thing.

SD_Eagle5

Quote from: FastFreddie on January 28, 2008, 01:40:00 PM
Speaking of which, I caught about 45 minutes of "Death Race 2000" over the weekend and can't wait to watch the whole thing.

I remember watching that 15 years ago with my old man. Sly as Machine gun Joe was awesomely bad.

phattymatty

there's a movie out on video called motocross zombies from hell.

QuoteUp and coming motocross racer Cody is on the hottest winning streak of his short career...a streak that threatens to unseat the undefeated riders on Team Skullz.  Little does Cody know that this team's riders have an edge, they are zombies!  Cody and his tuner Tom and friend Lori get more than they bargained for when during the biggest motocross race of the season the zombies and their un-dead manager Ivan target them for elimination of the deadliest kind.

i will give my review soon.

PoopyfaceMcGee

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Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 28, 2008, 02:00:48 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on January 28, 2008, 01:40:00 PM
Speaking of which, I caught about 45 minutes of "Death Race 2000" over the weekend and can't wait to watch the whole thing.

I remember watching that 15 years ago with my old man. Sly as Machine gun Joe was awesomely bad.

The whole thing is so bad it's good.  The whole premise is a cross-country race which gives bonus points for running over people.

EDIT:  No shock here: The remake is being filmed now.  I predict it will be worse than the "Rollerball" remake.

methdeez

Being directed by the guy who did all 3 resident evils (good, bad, horrible), event horizon (good), soldier (horrible), alien vs. predator (?) and apparently, a movie based on the fighting game series DOA.

MadMarchHare

Quote from: methdeez on January 28, 2008, 06:16:47 PM
Being directed by the guy who did all 3 resident evils (good, bad, horrible), event horizon (good), soldier (horrible), alien vs. predator (?) and apparently, a movie based on the fighting game series DOA.

Which even full of hot women was unwatchable.  And all the RE movies were awful, as was soldier and AVP.  Haven't seen EH, but assuming the worst.
Anyone but Reid.

MadMarchHare

Quote from: phattymatty on January 28, 2008, 02:06:16 PM
there's a movie out on video called motocross zombies from hell.

QuoteUp and coming motocross racer Cody is on the hottest winning streak of his short career...a streak that threatens to unseat the undefeated riders on Team Skullz.  Little does Cody know that this team's riders have an edge, they are zombies!  Cody and his tuner Tom and friend Lori get more than they bargained for when during the biggest motocross race of the season the zombies and their un-dead manager Ivan target them for elimination of the deadliest kind.

i will give my review soon.

When I netflixed this, as a suggestion this showed up.  The Stink of Flesh

QuoteMatool has survived a zombie holocaust by inventively using his ever-present hammer and nails. When he meets fellow survivors Dexy and Nathan, he's drawn into their world of bizarre sexual experimentation. As their little group slowly begins to grow, Matool finds himself trying to balance wholesale zombie hacking and free-rein sex ... a potent combination in this offbeat flick that combines black comedy and sexploitation.

Even better, added that too.
Anyone but Reid.

methdeez

That movie sounds incredible.
trying to balance wholesale zombie hacking and free-rein sex, those are problems I'd like to have.

MadMarchHare

I'm still trying to figure out how he "hacks" zombies with a hammer.  Is it a claw hammer?
Anyone but Reid.