The Eagles Offseason Thread(all aboard the Brian Finneran bandwagon)

[rjs246]

College?

[reese125]

So, he's as good as the generic-brand condoms you used in college?

Fred, how much did you say your tickets are going for at the Laugh Factory? I'm in

[SunMo]

a ringing endorsement for sure

[Rome]

I saw a comedy show on saturday that was 1/2 excellent and 1/2 really excellent.

The excellent part was the headliner who was really hilarious.  The really excellent part was the warm-up act who was a female.  She didn't get more than five laughs from people in the audience during her entire 20 minute set.  There were several times it was so quiet that you could literally hear the refrigerator compressors whirring in the background.  Just dead silence.

It was the coolest thing I've ever seen at a show. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

a ringing endorsement for sure

My brief moment of vindication was undoubtedly spoiled, but I will rise to conquer again, unlike your vas deferens.

[The BIGSTUD]

I think you have to give up Mikell though if it gets you Roy Williams. He is pro bowl caliber and would instantly make our offense better. Not only that, but at 25/26 he puts to rest this WR issue that plagues this team every year. Can you envision a season without bitching abour our receivers?

[SunMo]

I saw a comedy show on saturday that was 1/2 excellent and 1/2 really excellent.

The excellent part was the headliner who was really hilarious.  The really excellent part was the warm-up act who was a female.  She didn't get more than five laughs from people in the audience during her entire 20 minute set.  There were several times it was so quiet that you could literally hear the refrigerator compressors whirring in the background.  Just dead silence.

It was the coolest thing I've ever seen at a show. 

you should've heckled her...told her to make you a turkey pot pie and shtein like that

[SunMo]

My brief moment of vindication was undoubtedly spoiled, but I will rise to conquer again, unlike your vas deferens.

i'm actually pretty sure they used their supernatural powers to fuse themselves back together again

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The really excellent part was the warm-up act who was a female.  She didn't get more than five laughs from people in the audience during her entire 20 minute set.  There were several times it was so quiet that you could literally hear the refrigerator compressors whirring in the background.  Just dead silence.

It was the coolest thing I've ever seen at a show. 

There was no need to mention her gender, sexist.

[Rome]

I was a guest and was pretty much told to be on my best behavior so I kept my trap shut.

There were a few times when I almost let loose but I didn't.  My bar tab was about 100 bucks and our host comped everyone, so it was worth it.

[SunMo]

I was a guest and was pretty much told to be on my best behavior so I kept my trap shut.

There were a few times when I almost let loose but I didn't.  My bar tab was about 100 bucks and our host comped everyone, so it was worth it.

i was going to call you a fag until you said the host comped the bar tab...you get an exception for that

otherwise...fag

[Rome]

Go Eagles!

[Sgt PSN]

She didn't get more than five laughs from people in the audience during her entire 20 minute set.  There were several times it was so quiet that you could literally hear the refrigerator compressors whirring in the background.  Just dead silence.

She must have been awful because even this douchebag got a couple of laughs.  I'm certain they must have been friends of his though.

[PhillyPhreak54]

From the EMB:

Takeo Spikes was on 610 WIP and when discussing improving for next season Spikes said he was talking to Chad Johnson last week(ex-teammates) and Chad Johnson asked Spikes what it would take to get Chad in Philly. Spikes said he doesn't know he's not GM, but he said he'd love to have Chad here.

[Munson]

I feel like Johnson would get along well with McNabb.