Drug Testing in the Work Place

[Rome]

I miss whippets.

[rjs246]

this wasn't store bought poppy seeds. 

my best friend at the time spent 75% of his time looking for new ways to get farged up.  these were wild poppy seeds, from a plant. the same plant that opium comes from. 

Opium comes from poppy seeds? Weird.

But seriously, just tossing a fist full of seeds into boiling water gets you high? Because that rules.

[phattymatty]

I think it might have been here where someone posted the story about how kids are taking a shtein in a bottle and setting it outside in the sun and basically fermenting it for a couple days and then unscrewing the lid, taking a big whiff and getting high for like 12 seconds.  Kind of like whipits only dirtier. 

ha.  i remember reading about that.  i've done some stupid dirty things in my life but i'm pretty sure i never got that low.

[ice grillin you]

You should try smoking a bullet. 

lol

I miss whippets.

i cant hear the word whippet without thinking of the vet

[reese125]

this wasn't store bought poppy seeds. 

my best friend at the time spent 75% of his time looking for new ways to get farged up.  these were wild poppy seeds, from a plant. the same plant that opium comes from. 

Opium comes from poppy seeds? Weird.

But seriously, just tossing a fist full of seeds into boiling water gets you high? Because that rules.

you are so on that Friday night

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I've heard that eating poppy seed bagels can actually turn your drug test positive for opium.

[reese125]

I've heard that eating poppy seed bagels can actually turn your drug test positive for opium.

Freddie? Knock it off

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

the straight dope on poppy seeds and drug tests

[phattymatty]

but it happened to Elaine.

[Rome]

http://www.creamright.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=SFNT&Store_Code=C#nitrous

In.

[Sgt PSN]

I've heard that eating poppy seed bagels can actually turn your drug test positive for opium.

False.

Just about every time I have a random piss test at work, at least one person pops for MJ and that person ALWAYS claims it's because they had poppy seeds recently.  

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Marines are smart.

[phattymatty]

http://www.creamright.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=SFNT&Store_Code=C#nitrous

In.

dude, i'm too old for that, so you're way too old for that.  i actually owned one just like this:

and it got confiscated by the cops in ocean city.

[rjs246]

I've heard that eating poppy seed bagels can actually turn your drug test positive for opium.

False.

Just about every time I have a random piss test at work, at least one person pops for MJ and that person ALWAYS claims it's because they had poppy seeds recently. 

Hahaha

[Rome]

You're never too old to get wasted, matthew.