Mud Butt

[rjs246]

I was talking about your ignorant inability to conjugate verbs, but if you want to pretend like your grammatical errors are intentional, that's fine.

[MadMarchHare]

Every time this thread resurfaces, I re-read the whole thing.  And it still makes me laugh uncontrollably.

[Sgt PSN]

I don't think I've had a quality case of mudd butt in over a month.  Should I be worried?

[rjs246]

Every time this thread resurfaces, I re-read the whole thing.  And it still makes me laugh uncontrollably.

I just reread it all today. It's funny seeing the multi-month gaps in posts followed by everyone sharing their most awful fecal experiences.

[rjs246]

Speaking of awful fecal experiences, I think I'll share my most glorious fecal experience.

I upper-decked the worst bar in new york one night with the most perfect floating tube steak ever. Three good sized logs, nice and fluffy and floating at the top of the upper deck, guaranteeing that it would take several dozen flushes for them to be washed away.

That was 8 years ago. And it was the pinnacle of my life.

[mussa]

I was talking about your ignorant inability to conjugate verbs, but if you want to pretend like your grammatical errors are intentional, that's fine.

teh gayness was intentional, whatever other grammatical errors i made were not. sorry for ruining your internet browsing experience

btw - anyone have a good story about shteinting your pants? ha i got one...

i was super drunk at a bar one night a few years ago, actually it was the BCS game, can't remember who was playin, but that doesn't matter. what matters is i was wasted and pretty much one of the last people in the bar. my girl was coming to pick me up and i went to fart and shat alittle in my pants. not embarassed i walked into the bathroom and checked out the " situation". well lets just say the situation wasn't good, so i preceded to undress in the stall and throw my soiled boxers in the corner of the stall. took a dump, cleaned my shtein as much as i could, went back out to the bar drank another beer and then my girl came. got back to my place and took a shower and giggled myself to sleep

i laugh everytime i walk into that bar...thinking about what sucker had to clean the shteinter that night. haha

[Diomedes]

I did essentially the same thing in a bar in Belgrade

[MadMarchHare]

But in Belgrade it was probably an outhouse, so what's the difference.

[phattymatty]

My body is messed up at the moment.  I haven't had a solid one in at least a week and a half.  Yesterday I was at Planet Hollywood in Vegas, and I told my woman I had to go to the bathroom.  Come back, and two minutes later I'm like, I have to go to the bathroom again.  She's like, again?  I say yes, first was just a pee, it must have shook something up.  Then it hits me so hard I have to do the penguin walk to the bathroom.  Once I open the stall door I don't even have time to undo my belt, I put my drink down, pull down the back of my pants and let it rip at almost the exact same moment. I don't sit on public toilets so I hit the back of the toilet some but most went in.  As far as I know somehow I walked away clean.  Although I left my drink in there, because I'm pretty sure it got sprayed, which sucked hard, because it was a brand new tanqueray and tonic.

[mussa]

 

damnit i was laughin hard then the damn dog just walked over to me and farted something fierce, stinky basterd

[rjs246]

Two days without alcohol and I'm shteinting treebark. Chunky, splintery treebark.

[Sgt PSN]

I've had nothing but mud butt since eating that slop from pizza hut a few days ago.  It's really annoying though because it's not exciting mud butt.  It's boring, almost oderless and non-explosive.  I feel so ashamed. 

[phattymatty]

i've had two dumps in two days where i wiped and there was nothing there.  i think i may be starting to have superpowers.

[Sgt PSN]

Can you vouch for the quality of your superpowers? 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Two days without alcohol

When was the last time this happened?  1992?