07/08 Phillies Offseason Thread

Started by MDS, October 07, 2007, 01:02:14 AM

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rjs246

Right but between the money he's saving by letting that kid starve and the money he's earning by betting against the Phillies, I'd say he's doing alright.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome

Making the World Series isn't that much of a stretch for this team.  The National League is so horrendous that even the Phillies could win the NLCS and it wouldn't be that much of a surprise.

Winning the World Series, on the other hand... hahaha.  Talk about easy money.

Seabiscuit36

Quote from: rjs246 on January 02, 2008, 06:34:37 PM
Right but between the money he's saving by letting that kid starve and the money he's earning by betting against the Phillies, I'd say he's doing alright.
Starving african children is something i take pride in, along with
Monkey Torture
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

That stillupfront's mom Karma owes me 20 bucks
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

MDS

Matt Smith was DFA'ed, so the trade now boils down to Bobby Abreu and Cory Lidle for Jesus Sanchez and Carlos Monasterios.

Go team.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Geowhizzer


Rome

That trade is a wash.  Abreu hasn't made the Yankees any better or worse and his absence certainly had no effect on the Phillies up or down.


SunMo

i would say his absence had a tremendous positive effect on the team, they played much better after he got traded and won the division the next year
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

rjs246

I would say that it's January and there's no baseball in sight.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

I would say the Phillies should have gotten a lot more for a player as good as Abreu.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Geowhizzer

Quote from: rjs246 on January 04, 2008, 09:46:28 PM
I would say that it's January and there's no baseball in sight.

About 6 weeks to spring training.

rjs246

What the hell is wrong with you people?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Geowhizzer

Quote from: rjs246 on January 04, 2008, 09:53:10 PM
What the hell is wrong with you people?

Tell me that when we're talking about football in May.

BTW, just looked it up.  37 days until pitchers and catchers report for the Phils.  My favorite time of year to live in Florida.

rjs246

Football is a contact sport that involves actual physical prowess to play. Baseball, in its current incarnation, is dominated by fatasses pumped full of 'lidocaine and B-12' with unusual hand-eye coordination. It doesn't even require athletic ability, just bulk and quick wrists. Sounds like bowling. Or masturbation.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.