People who deserve to Die

[Butchers Bill]

Chuck Norris was dead to me the instant he started pimping for Huckabee.

Touché.

[ice grillin you]

Chuck Norris was dead to me the instant he started pimping for Huckabee.

41. Chuck Norris

Charges: Only famous for knowing Bruce Lee. Churning out puerile "action" bilge for 30 years. Skill as martial artist greatly exaggerated. Kitsch value wearing thin. Total Home Gym®. Walker, Texas Ranger once let a little girl battle armed gangsters, because she had the power of belief in God. Doesn't understand evolution, despite access to mirrors.

Exhibit A: Campaigning for Mike Huckabee.

Sentence: Roundhouse kick from Charles Darwin.

[Diomedes]

http://buffalobeast.com/122/50mostloathsome2007.html

on Huckabee:  Obama for hicks.

ha

[ice grillin you]

90% of that list is hilarious...best thing ive seen on the internets in quite a while

[Diomedes]

it reminds me of a similar list put out each year by some New York paper...the Press, I think.

edit:  yeah, it's the NY Press.  They do a yearly feature about the 50 most loathsome new yorkers in much the same style and tone

[ice grillin you]

um maybe you could post it?

[Diomedes]

well sure, but I found only the 2006 list.  don't think they've made a 2007 one yet.  furthermore, I figured you would turn your nose up at a list of New Yorkers, since you abhor new yorkers

[Diomedes]

http://www.nypress.com/19/13/news&columns/loathsome.cfm

and for rjs, on his favorite Oprah book club author...

6 JAMES FREY

'Nonfiction' Author

After trying unsuccessfully to hump a lackluster novel around to the major publishing houses, James Frey decided to repackage his drivel as a memoir. He endured a public flogging at the hands of America's  favorite talkshow host, lost agents and contracts, and faced off against a furrow-browed Larry King, who seemed to sincerely hope that all the fuss would lead Frey back to drugs or, better yet, suicide. In a perfect world, Frey's scam might have been an art school metacommentary on the gullibility of a trauma-hungry public. Alas, he ends up as little more than a no-talent rank opportunist pedaling rehab and catharsis to a nation of suburbanites  desperate for the pretense of high culture. We look forward to running into him sometime soon, preferably unshaven, crack-addicted and bumming change  outside of a Dunkin Donuts. Now that's poetic justice.

[ice grillin you]

well sure, but I found only the 2006 list.  don't think they've made a 2007 one yet.  furthermore, I figured you would turn your nose up at a list of New Yorkers, since you abhor new yorkers

my brother is a new yorker...i hate people from new york not new yorkers..in fact i was in new york last weekend...city that never sleeps...cool place

[rjs246]

Do you split hairs like this in your real life conversations too? It must be exhausting.

[ice grillin you]

do you have any idea how many people not from new york there are living in manhatten...if you did you would know there is a huge difference between new yorkers and being from new york...if you did you would realize no hair splitting going on

go to a mets phils game at the bank...they are from new york...go to the west village...they are new yorkers

scotty from williamsburg new yorker
dino from bayshore from new york

knowledge is king

[rjs246]

Yes, I get it. It still must be exhausting.

[Munson]

36. Master Chief

Charges: Unquestioning cybernetic super soldier of Halo 3's futuristic virtual dystopia; lacks free will and a face. Feature article treating him as a cultural phenomenon in Time magazine marked a low point for both franchises. Stupid name.

Exhibit A: Joint-marketed with Mountain Dew "Game Fuel" in a major coup for diabetes industry.

Sentence: Stop loss, a tour in Iraq.

28. The Troops

Charges: Rubes, the lot of 'em. Come back all fugly. They keep telling John McCain they want to win. They need so much support, it's clingy and sad. Matching outfits? Kind of gay.

Exhibit A: Too cheap to buy their own body armor.

Sentence: Walter Reed.

[ice grillin you]

Yes, I get it. It still must be exhausting.

yeah sometimes...it depends on who im dropping my jewels on at the time...some get it some dont

[rjs246]

'Dropping jewels' about New York being a transient population, made up largely of people not born a raised there... it's incredible that no one has ever noticed that before. I, for one, am amazed at your skills.