*** Official *** Jessica Alba Appreciation Thread

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phattymatty

#525
December 12, 2007, 09:16:20 AM
this is great news.  she's been too skinny for my liking lately and now that her boobies are going to grow she is going to be way hotter.

rjs246

#526
December 12, 2007, 11:15:28 AM
I don't want to see no stretch marks dammit.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

ice grillin you

#527
December 12, 2007, 11:16:16 AM
RIP jessica alba
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

mussa

#528
December 12, 2007, 11:21:02 AM
yea right, she'll prob gain like 10 lbs and be skinny pregnant like all the rest of the shallow celeb's. then she'll be back to 90 lbs in no time, relax
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phattymatty

#529
December 12, 2007, 11:41:58 AM
i'd stick my weiner in her c-section hole.

Feva

#530
December 12, 2007, 11:44:49 AM
Hey, at least now you know for sure she's farging.
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Father Demon

#531
December 12, 2007, 11:46:31 AM
And some lucky kid is going to be sucking on those wonderful titties for quite a while.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

mussa

#532
December 12, 2007, 12:17:34 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on December 12, 2007, 11:41:58 AM
i'd stick my weiner in her c-section hole.

winner!
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Rome

#533
December 12, 2007, 01:46:58 PM
Whore.

Cerevant

#534
December 12, 2007, 03:18:28 PM
MILF
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rjs246

#535
December 12, 2007, 03:34:22 PM
She's going to be farting so much over the next few months. No more cheerio barking. This is a sad sad day.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

#536
December 12, 2007, 11:04:55 PM
She need a quick pre-trimester abortion to wash the stink away.
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PhillyPhreak54

#537
December 12, 2007, 11:07:19 PM
And you're just the guy to help her.

Quick - go get your coat hanger.

MDS

#538
December 12, 2007, 11:14:03 PM
gladly. ive got metal, plastic and wood. one of them will do.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#539
December 13, 2007, 09:55:19 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on December 12, 2007, 11:41:58 AM
i'd stick my weiner in her c-section hole.

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