Ok you funny fux, its joke contest time!

Started by hbionic, November 22, 2007, 03:24:56 AM

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hbionic

November 22, 2007, 03:24:56 AM
Seems like we're all comedians in our own right on this board.

It may be almost impossible, but reach into the pit of your dying hearts and that little thing with dust on it, honesty, take it out and apply it.

Come up with an original joke in each category:

1. '(blank) walks into a bar'

2. 'There's a (blank), a (blank), and a (blank),...'

3. 'Your Mom is so...'

4. An Original story


Easy. Premise, set up, punchline, or something like that.

I want to read something original.

We'll give this contest until the Superbowl Sunday. We'll see if you fux can come up with something decent. That's more than enough time for everyone to cheat think.

*by the way, bashing this thread is more than expected, but I expect participation.

Chop, chop!
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

SunMo

#1
November 22, 2007, 09:12:16 AM
Knock, knock
*who's there?
This thread sucks
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Feva

#2
November 22, 2007, 09:52:10 AM
 :-D
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

rjs246

#3
November 22, 2007, 02:23:01 PM
Telling a joke and being funny are almost polar opposites.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

#4
November 22, 2007, 10:26:14 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 22, 2007, 09:12:16 AM
Knock, knock
*who's there?
This thread sucks

This thread sucks who?
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