Political Hippo Circle Jerk - America, farg YEAH!

[Rome]

Too complicated.  Plus they want an e-mail address and the last thing I need is more spam from political douchebags.

Pass.

[Geowhizzer]

Too complicated.  Plus they want an e-mail address and the last thing I need is more spam from political douchebags.

Pass.

That's why I used my spare account I never check. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

This is nuts. I know a whole lot of black people that are smarter than me.

They're also better than you at sports.

Not necessarily, I lettered twice in high school.

Chess team doesn't count.

[Munson]

Here's another "Find out who you should vote for" websites.  More complex than the other one.

My top 5 on this one:

1.  Fred Thompson (wouldn't vote for him in a million years)
2.  John McCain
3.  John Edwards
4.  Duncan Hunter (Why has he missed nearly a third of congressional votes?  Not a chance.)
5.  Barack Obama

Biggest Douche in the Universe?

[Geowhizzer]

Here's another "Find out who you should vote for" websites.  More complex than the other one.

My top 5 on this one:

1.  Fred Thompson (wouldn't vote for him in a million years)
2.  John McCain
3.  John Edwards
4.  Duncan Hunter (Why has he missed nearly a third of congressional votes?  Not a chance.)
5.  Barack Obama

Biggest Douche in the Universe?

Yes, you are, fake drunkard.  Thanks for asking.

[Munson]

Here's another "Find out who you should vote for" websites.  More complex than the other one.

My top 5 on this one:

1.  Fred Thompson (wouldn't vote for him in a million years)
2.  John McCain
3.  John Edwards
4.  Duncan Hunter (Why has he missed nearly a third of congressional votes?  Not a chance.)
5.  Barack Obama

Biggest Douche in the Universe?

Yes, you are, fake drunkard.  Thanks for asking.

If I had to fake being drunk I'd lead a much less exciting life. I wasn't calling you a douche anyway, old man.

[Geowhizzer]

Here's another "Find out who you should vote for" websites.  More complex than the other one.

My top 5 on this one:

1.  Fred Thompson (wouldn't vote for him in a million years)
2.  John McCain
3.  John Edwards
4.  Duncan Hunter (Why has he missed nearly a third of congressional votes?  Not a chance.)
5.  Barack Obama

Biggest Douche in the Universe?

Yes, you are, fake drunkard.  Thanks for asking.

If I had to fake being drunk I'd lead a much less exciting life. I wasn't calling you a douche anyway, old man.

Old man?  I could whup your tail in a foot race, ya young punk.

As long as it was less than 100 yards.  Otherwise my knee, back or heart would explode.

[Munson]

No, you couldn't.

As sad as it sounds, the same thing would happen to me in anything over 100.

[rjs246]

No, you couldn't.

As sad as it sounds, the same thing would happen to me in anything over 100.

Please kill yourself.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Finally, some real news!

[Munson]

No, you couldn't.

As sad as it sounds, the same thing would happen to me in anything over 100.

Please kill yourself.

Right after I slit your throat and play in your blood, sweetcakes.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Nice effort from you.  I'm going to give that a solid F.

[Munson]

Effort??

I do that shtein all the time.

[rjs246]

What? Say stupid shtein on a message board? You're damn right about that.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The Telegraph (UK paper) is doing a list of the 100 most influential conservatives and liberals.

81-100 was published yesterday, 61-80 today, etc..