the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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BigEd76

#7650
October 25, 2007, 08:55:36 PM
Remember how the Wings' season was canceled 3 pages ago?  Nevermind

Diomedes

#7651
October 25, 2007, 10:31:46 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on October 25, 2007, 03:44:31 PM
The new Maxim came the other day, and one of the story headlines on the cover was "15 Bloodiest Places On Earth" which I read aloud to my wife.  She asked "What number is the vagina?"

She's obviously made for you.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

BigEd76

#7652
October 25, 2007, 11:36:09 PM
Free regular taco at Taco Bell on Tuesday between 2pm and 5pm local time, 1 per person, no subsitutions, no wearing fake mustaches to get another one and you can't sue MLB if you choke

Feva

#7653
October 26, 2007, 07:40:51 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 24, 2007, 02:50:05 PM


I wish my house had a chick face built into the wall like on the Terminix commercial.  I would come home and she would be like "Hey you got termites in your (gaugh gaugh gugh)" when I stuck my unit in her mouth.  Then I would say "You tell my wife and I'll punch you right in the face."

That would be awesome.

Funniest shtein I've read in a while.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Seabiscuit36

#7654
October 26, 2007, 10:06:24 AM
just found this site.  www.slacker.com its basically just like pandora, but you can pick stations from era's or types of music, plus find individual band channels
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

SunMo

#7655
October 26, 2007, 10:31:43 AM
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

phattymatty

#7656
October 26, 2007, 10:33:40 AM
about friggin time

SD_Eagle5

#7657
October 26, 2007, 10:36:25 AM
QuoteThe court ruled 4-3 that Genarlow Wilson's 10-year sentence was cruel and unusual punishment
That it wasnt unanimous is a farging joke

ice grillin you

#7658
October 26, 2007, 10:43:33 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 26, 2007, 10:36:25 AM
That it wasnt unanimous is a farging joke
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Sgt PSN

#7659
October 26, 2007, 10:46:53 AM
Pathetic. 

Feva

#7660
October 26, 2007, 11:20:03 AM
Was just coming to post this.  It's about damn time they stopped farging with this kid's life.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

SunMo

#7661
October 26, 2007, 11:21:50 AM
rumor is, he asked where the nearest jr high was when he got out
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Feva

#7662
October 26, 2007, 11:22:50 AM
It's Georgia.  They're all junior highs.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

phattymatty

#7663
October 26, 2007, 12:26:24 PM
his lawyer's name is BJ.  ha.

Yeti

#7664
October 26, 2007, 01:54:53 PM
QuoteChief Justice Leah Ward Sears wrote in the majority opinion that the changes in the law "represent a seismic shift in the legislature's view of the gravity of oral sex between two willing teenage participants."

This legal talk made me feel funny in my pants.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic
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