Guide To Being An Insufferable A--Hole S--thead F--kface Fan Of Boston-Area Spor

PhillyGirl · October 23, 2007, 10:52:29 AM

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/playoffs2007/news/story?id=3075195

phattymatty · October 23, 2007, 11:20:59 AM

i am very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very (add about 100 more very's) sorry that i was very very very very very very (add another 1000 very's) bad at the red sox game. i so very very very very very (1000 more very's) much hope the sox win the World series.

rjs246 · October 23, 2007, 11:28:14 AM

You forgot to use the phrase 'all set' 200 times or refer to the judge as 'guy'. Go Sox!

phattymatty · October 23, 2007, 11:31:13 AM

that was in the comments section.

also, at the end it will say:

PS - Dicky Barrett rules!

PoopyfaceMcGee · October 23, 2007, 11:31:58 AM

Working with a bunch of Boston transplants has really driven home some of the points in that article.

I LOL'd quite a bit and didn't think of Russell once.

Wingspan · October 23, 2007, 12:26:59 PM

Quote from: phattymatty on October 23, 2007, 11:31:13 AM
PS - Dicky Barrett rules!

Ha!

MDS · October 23, 2007, 05:40:59 PM

I've been hating on Boston for as long as I can remember. Good blog post and farg that racist town.

rjs246 · October 23, 2007, 06:48:08 PM

Wow. You're pretty cutting edge there, guy.

MDS · October 23, 2007, 11:30:37 PM

I have set numerous trends over the years. This is just another, Rusty.

Don Ho · October 25, 2007, 02:35:31 AM

having gone to college in New Hampshire, yes NH from Hawaii, i find this absolutely farging hilarious and 100% correct.

Rome · October 25, 2007, 07:24:04 AM

* This is a completely true story. I know it seems preposterous but I swear to God it happened just like this. *

I went to the Oyster Pub in Daytona last night to watch the Flyers. A couple of buddies of mine are Buffalo fans so they watched the Sabres on one big screen and I watched the Flyers on the other.

Anyway, a Boston dickhead comes over and asks if he could watch the Red Sox game on one of them. Now keep in mind this place has over 50 televisions, so of course we said no. He started to say something and I turned to him and said, "look man, no one here gives a farg about the Red Sox. We're here to watch hockey games so go watch your game on another television - there's like 50 of them in this joint."

Just then the general manager (who's a good friend of mine) walks up and asks if there's a problem. This Boston fag starts whining about the bar showing hockey during the World Series and without batting an eye the GM replies, "the game is on like 35 televisions throughout this place. These guys are REGULAR customers and I've never seen you before in my life - so guess what, they can sit here and watch bowling if they want to and if you don't like it, you can get the hell out."

The guy turned around and walked right out the front door.

rjs246 · October 25, 2007, 07:30:15 AM

Wow, a Boston fan who doesn't care about hockey and only wants to watch baseball like a fag? Preposterous!

Rome · October 25, 2007, 09:19:37 AM

Does Boston even have a hockey team?

rjs246 · October 25, 2007, 09:20:17 AM

Not when they're losing.

Rome · October 25, 2007, 09:24:56 AM

Hahaha

Fanwagoners.