the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[mussa]

 

[dis12]

Pennsylvania sure is a shining bastion of tolerance and liberalism.

kid needs to stop eating him ammo.

[Drunkmasterflex]

Wow, good old Lancaster county in the national spotlight again. 

I just had my third anthrax shot, smallpox vaccine, and  a flumist yesterday I feel like dog shtein.

[Sgt PSN]

Those are your peeps up there in Amish land, aren't they DMF? 

And I feel ya on all the shots and everything.  They basically turn you into a human pin cushion prior to deploying. 

[Drunkmasterflex]

Yes to both.  Though I am not from Lititz.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I dreamed FastFreddie was trying to feed me sausages and I kept yelling "I don't want them" and he was yelling "But I thought you liked me."

I woke up crying.

Ha!  The joke's on you.  It was bacon, not sausage.

[Rome]

I guess today really is my lucky day:

Hello,

It is out of my desire to share this mutual proposal with you,i apologise using this medium to reach you for a business of this magnitude,but this is due to confidenciality and prompt access reposed on this medium.It is with trust that i wish to contact you on this matter.

I am Mr.James Wilfred,I need your services in a confidential matter regarding money transfer.This requires a private arrangement though the details of the transaction will be furnish to you if you indicate your interest in this proposal.

I have worked out the modalities to ensure a smooth and risk free transfer.I'm willing to offer you 50% of the money, (the fund in question).

All correspondences will be via email for now if you so desire to compleet this deal with me, please kindly contact me through my private mail james_wilfrred@excite.com . I shall furnish you with the necessary information needed to move the consignment to your custody.

Thanks for your co-operation and i wish to hear from you soon.

Your sincerely,

Mr.James Wilfred.

[Sgt PSN]

Those things crack me up.  I love how their "private" email addresses are always free email services like yahoo or excite or msn or whatever.  I especially like how this guy spelled his last name wrong in his email address. 

Email him back and farg with him.  I do and it's rather fulfilling. 

[Dillen]

Yesterday I got an e-mail saying I won $2.5 million. So you guys are saying it isn't real?

[Sgt PSN]

No, the ones that give you specific $$ amounts are totally legit.  You should roll with it. 

[Drunkmasterflex]

So my anthrax shot has made my arm a big red mess.  It is not supposed to do that.  I think I am going to die.  I guess the RIP DMF thread will happen before I go to Iraq.

[Sgt PSN]

Can you put me down as the primary beneficiary for your SGLI? 

[Seabiscuit36]

So my anthrax shot has made my arm a big red mess.  It is not supposed to do that.  I think I am going to die.  I guess the RIP DMF thread will happen before I go to Iraq.

Good luck man, isn't there something like 1 in 10k that have potentially deadly reactions to those innoculations?

[Drunkmasterflex]

You know that is up to 450k now? As part of the SRC(Soldier Readiness Center) which gets us ready for deployment, they ask us who we would like to be are beneficiaries for our SGLI.  Unfortunately for you "Sarge" you are not on my list.

[Drunkmasterflex]

So my anthrax shot has made my arm a big red mess.  It is not supposed to do that.  I think I am going to die.  I guess the RIP DMF thread will happen before I go to Iraq.

Good luck man, isn't there something like 1 in 10k that have potentially deadly reactions to those innoculations?

Actually for anthrax it is like 1 in 200k.  Other people in my unit are having similar reactions so I am not really not too worried.  It is just weird I have a softball size red mark on my left arm and that spot feels like it is about 130 degrees.  The weird part is the rest of my body is normal temp.