the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

Arkansas just moved up my list of places to live.

You want to MARRY a minor?  That's not even demented as much as it's just weird.

No. When I have babies, I want to be able to pawn them off onto unsuspecting suckers, desperate for some wifee.

[SunMo]

kids are awesome...as soon as they can walk, you make them do shtein, like cook and clean

[ice grillin you]

can someone tell me how to transfer a MPEG file to a JPEG file...i have a bunch of mpegs i wanna burn to a cd but windows media player doesnt recognize them

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

can someone tell me how to transfer a MPEG file to a JPEG file...i have a bunch of mpegs i wanna burn to a cd but windows media player doesnt recognize them

MPEG's are movies, and JPEG's are still pictures, so that's kind of a problem.

[BigEd76]

Right brain vs left brain

If you can get the figure to go in both directions, it'll F with your head

[Geowhizzer]

I think it switches direction on its own.  Seems to consistent in its switches.

[BigEd76]

It's a simple looping image and doesn't change.  Get a couple of people and view the image at the same time.  They'll see different behavior than you do.

To trick your mind into viewing each direction, watch the shadows of the legs.  If you imagine the extended leg shadow rotating clockwise around the stable leg, you'll see the figure rotating clockwise.  If you imagine it rotating counterclockwise, you'll see the figure rotating counterclockwise.

[Sgt PSN]

hit!

[Seabiscuit36]

hit!

second that

I'm right brain dominant, and i couldnt switch directions, i always sucked at Magic Eye puzzles too. 

[Seabiscuit36]

I had a really weird dream last night. 
Let me preface this by i'm not a religious person at all and i have no idea where this shtein came from
I was running with my cousin who passed away back in 2002.  My cousin and i are talking about prison, where he's been the past 5 years, but avoiding the question.  Then we're running and end up with a group of people where jesus was thought to be buried?  Going down into the dig, everyone gets in then this arab guy says i cant go.  I start flipping out, and this hot arab chick comes out and starts giving me treats and banging me while my cousin and assorted other people go into the dig and disappear? 

[rjs246]

Sounds pretty standard to me. Dead people, adventure and sex are pretty much all I ever dream about.

[Seabiscuit36]

Sounds pretty standard to me. Dead people, adventure and sex are pretty much all I ever dream about.

I'm pretty sure you dream about adventure sex with dead people

[rjs246]

Well I figured that went without saying.

[Yeti]

I dreamed FastFreddie was trying to feed me sausages and I kept yelling "I don't want them" and he was yelling "But I thought you liked me."

I woke up crying.

[rjs246]

I dreamed FastFreddie was trying to feed me sausages and I kept yelling "I don't want them" and he was yelling "But I thought you liked me."

I woke up crying.

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